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The Online Babalawo Website by saaedlee: 12:18am On Mar 25, 2015
Last night while on night shift with my colleague, we got talking (maybe na d effect of the igbo we been dey smoke) before our conversation drifted to businesses that have evolved due to the advent of technology. It didn't take time before my mind started to imagine if there was an online babalawo site and what it would be like. It was a funny conversation and I'd like you guys to read our imaginations;

NB: This is purely for the fun of it and it will be important to state that I am not fetish or one who deals with voodoo and all that ish.

Now, the average babalawo website will be like a combination of the following apps and websites:
Konga, Jumia /Aliexpress
Healthtap

There'll be a drop down list that displays services rendered such as:
Love Charm, Pass your exam, get promoted at work, disappear n appear, nail that contract, money matters maybe pass Moses course etc.

After selecting your preferred service, different herbalists who are specialists will be displayed with their ratings in front of them. on clicking on any of them, you'll be able to access a profile of the herbalist and read a brief history about him and also his specialties.
There will also be user reviews. This will contain comments such as reliability, quickness, price and the likes.

Upon selecting the babalawo of your choice you'll be asked to proceed to the shopping section where all the items needed for sacrifice will be added to the calabash (shopping cart). Various items will be listed with their corresponding price e.g. Alligator teeth, palm oil, eko, akara, goat, chicken, etc. You will also be able to select the number of units you want before proceeding to payment.

Now for the payment, different payment options such as visa, mastercard and verve will be supported. After payment you will proceed to placing sacrifice at the e-junction (electronic orita meta). If your sacrifice is accepted, you will be greeted with a ''sacrifice successful'' message. And if it's not successful.....na error 404 message o!!! which will clearly let you know that there's no refund available.


Hope you enjoy reading this!!! Thanks.

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