Since Trekking is now a hot trend. And people who trek become famous and win dinner or lunch dates with presidents and governors or even get political appointments. Therefore, I'm selling an Ebook titled 'How To Trek Long Distances in a Short Time and Get a Handshake from the President/Governor'.

PS: Limited copies available, Order Now to avoid last minute hurries.

1. Hire a Blogger: Yes you need a blogger who will post 'trekking pictures' of you sweating profusing as the supposed result of trekking a long distance under the hot sun even if you boarded an air-conditioned vehicle to your destination.

2. Buy a smartphone with high camera quality or better still a digital camera: You don't want us straining our eyes just to see you sweat. You know Nigerians are doubting thomases, they'll use words like 'show pics or I no go believe' when you don't post clear pictures. So take a clear photo from an expensive smartphone. If you can't afford a smartphone then borrow money and buy one afterall you'll have alot of money to pay back once you've shaked the president.

3. Charter a private air-conditioned vehicle: Yes you have to charter and board a private air-conditioned vehicle because if you board a public one then your fellow passengers will come online and discredit your claim that you trekked with words like "haba, people can lie o. No b dis one wey buy Gala n La casera for inside bus." and you won't want that to happen. So you charter a private air-conditioned vehicle so that you can wind up the glasses and not suffocate. Also so that Nigerians that like popping their heads out of car windows just to look at passengers in other vehicles won't see and recognize you later on when you become famous.

IF YOU WANT THE FULL EBOOK THEN ORDER FOR IT NOW. Gracias!