. 1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When
someone gives you a dirty slap, and
all you can do is hold your face and
walk away.. That is take away slap.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when
after you are hit. You keep on
hearing some funny sounds in your
brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and voices in
your head will start singing
christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap
that makes someone forget instantly
what he or she was doing.. You find
yourself asking questions like "what
did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When
someone gives you that kind of
slap..you find yourself explaining the
situation to the nearest person out
of your own accord main mopol related..e.g..Bros
, shey you been dey watch? I be no
do anything o.
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you
receive this kind of slap all you will
do is just stand right where you are
and watch the person walk away.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment
you download the slap..you start
asking questions that don’t need
reply.. like seriously John, you slapped me?
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of
slap that when a girl downloads it
sweetly on your cheek whether is
painful or not, you start blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply
has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when
given to you, the length of your face
will be raised to power two, your
eye socket will calculate its
circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:
When you receive this slap (it proves
effective when it’s given to you all of
a sudden) when you be able to
speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu,
all together.
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP:
You will start seeing different colors
and you head will turn to nest whilst
birds will be flying all around you