ddaammyy:
Type Of Slaps

TAKE AWAY SLAP
When someone gives you a dirty
slap, and all you can do is hold
your face and walk away.

RESOUNDING SLAP
This is after you are hit, you keep
on hearing some funny sounds
in your brain like "wiiiiiiiiiii"! And
voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol.

This is awesome!

FORMATTING SLAP
This is the slap that makes
someone forget instantly what
he or she was doing. You find
yourself asking questions like,
"What did I do?"

EXPLANATION SLAP
When someone gives you this
kind of slap, you find yourself
explaining the situation to the
nearest person on your own
accord e.g. Bros! Are you
watching? I didn't do anything o!

FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of
slap, all you will do is just stand
right where you are and watch
the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.

RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download this
slap, you start asking questions
that don't need reply. Like, "John,

YOU SLAPPED ME?!"

SWEET SLAP
This is the type of slap a girl gives
you sweetly on your cheek and,
whether it's painful or not, you
start blushing.

MATHEMATICAL SLAP
This simply has to do with the
physical reconstruction of your
face when given to you; the
length of your face will be raised
to power two, your eye socket
will calculate its circumference.

CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP
When you receive this slap (it
proves effective when it's given
to you all of a sudden), you will
be able to speak all sort of
languages like Spanish, Greek,
Arabic, Hindu, etc together.

COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP
You will start seeing different
colours and your head will turn
to a nest whilst the birds will be
flying all around you.
Share the kind of slap you've
received before in the comment
box below...

tolugar:
What Of dirty slap.


I've been promised that since childhood

Is it real?

sinaj:
I received formatting slap a lot from my father



Take away slap from secondary prefects



Explanation slap from elder bro.



Rhetorical slap from mom



Mathematical from fight



good old days though

cnt remember d last time i recieved any of diz slap

ddaammyy:
lol! That is the "reallest" type of slap. It makes ur neck turn more than 180 degrees. Lol