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Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by blacq2009(m): 3:11pm On Mar 30, 2015

omenka:
Jonathan looks very scared. Why is he pulling the table cloth

Uncle Jonathan in the washroom crying and whispering "if I had crushed this BH earlier or admitted stealing is corruption (or whichever) or restrained this shepopotamus, things would be different " And the peoples' general, glass in hand and watching one of the national televisions,smiling and exposing the space between his undisputable white teeth, saying "wise choice, my people".

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Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Bowaley17(m): 3:15pm On Mar 30, 2015

GmB 2015

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by ernnymoss(m): 3:29pm On Mar 30, 2015

Fear don dey grip me now. See as my heart the beat.

Maka begin watch film sef

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by kayalla(f): 3:30pm On Mar 30, 2015

Even me wey out of Naija tension hol me I de on NL de wait. Abeg make una do make we know which way. Weather make I tear my passport or de plan...

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Nobody: 3:37pm On Mar 30, 2015

It is no more a yoruba state with die hard Apc supporters....it is now 'the state'
Tactically covering up the blow Fayose dealt you people after all your rants that no yoruba will vote GEJ..mtchewwwww

benedictac:
Ekiti- APC tried considering the state

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Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Nobody: 3:39pm On Mar 30, 2015

Fake!

akinmusi:
That #AwkwardMoment: when u try to rig and you even rigged your intelligence!

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Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by AmicableEd: 3:43pm On Mar 30, 2015

#NigeriaDecides The Results of the 2015 presidential elections as released by INEC
The official pronouncement is live now on TV and here are the announced results...list will be updated as we monitor.

As announced by Prof. Adeniyi Daramola, VC of FUT, Akure , the Returning Officer for Ekiti state.
AA - 94 votes
ACPN - 538
AD - 754
ADC- 424
APA - 482
APC - 120, 331
CPP - 330
HDP- 94
KOWA - 108
NCP - 377
PDP - 176, 466 (wins)
PPN - 388
UPD - 60
UPP - 145
Total votes cast: 309, 445

As announced by Prof. Duro Oni, Dep. VC of UNILAG, who is the Returning Officer for Ogun state
ACPN - 3072
AD - 1927
ADC - 1364
APA - 1930
APC - 308, 290 (APC wins)
CPP- 978
HOPE - 332
KOWA - 432
NCP - 815
PDP - 207, 950
PPN - 4339
UDP - 562
UPP - 597
Total valid votes - 533, 172
Rejected votes - 26, 441
Total votes cast - 559 - 613

As announced by the VC of Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Prof. Hilary Edoga who is Returning Officer for Enugu state..
AA - 441
ACPN - 479
AD - 269
ADC - 478
APA - 715
APC - 14, 157
CPP - 237
HOPE - 110
KOWA - 203
NCP - 761
PDP - 553, 003 (PDP wins)
PPN - 407
UDP - 1,623
UPP - 290
Total valid vote cast - 573, 173
Rejected votes - 12,459
Total vote cast - 585, 632

As announced by the VC of University of Abuja, who is the Returning Officer for Kogi state
AA - 700
ACPN - 1,089
AD - 427
ADC - 761
APA - 1,001
APC - 264,851 (APC Wins)
CPP - 967
HOPE - 144
KOWA - 190
NCP - 399
PDP, 149, 987
PPN - 476
UPD - 180
UPP - 156
Total valid vote - 421, 328
Rejected votes - 17, 959
Total votes cast - 439, 287

Official results from 5 states so far: APC: 1,091,232 PDP: 1,337,335 #NigeriaDecides

See more here http://www.kemifilani.com/2015/03/nigeriadecides-results-of-2015.html

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Emeka71(m): 4:01pm On Mar 30, 2015

Buhari is your time now. Did Abraham Lincoln not contest so many times before becoming President? I think Buhari has won this time.

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Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Sleekyshuga(f): 4:03pm On Mar 30, 2015

LewisO:

[size=14pt] I typed that straight from Aso Rock. [/size]

I love your faith..

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by LewisO: 4:14pm On Mar 30, 2015

Sleekyshuga:

I love your faith..

[size=14pt]

Who do u vote in? [/size]

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by 400billionman: 4:17pm On Mar 30, 2015

JEGA has his destiny tied to that of Jonathan for before the beginning of the world JEGA means.

J - Jonathan

E - Ebele

G - Goodluck

A - Azikiwe

JEGA till 2019

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Emeka71(m): 4:21pm On Mar 30, 2015

kayalla:
Even me wey out of Naija tension hol me I de on NL de wait. Abeg make una do make we know which way. Weather make I tear my passport or de plan...

Did you steal Nigerias money and you're running away?

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Sleekyshuga(f): 4:23pm On Mar 30, 2015

LewisO:

[size=14pt]

Who do u vote in? [/size]

Did I vote? No..
Why? Fear of violence embarassed

..

Who will win? lipsrsealed

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by JurassicPark: 4:27pm On Mar 30, 2015

Whoever wins this election no go use us dey play again

We will sack you first from the internet, and finally @ the polls

You politicians must sit up as from today!

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by leGeExus(m): 4:28pm On Mar 30, 2015

pretydiva:
Lolzzz..dis is d toughest election ve ever seen

see dis small gal too.say this is first election u ever experience.Not the toughest. This one they peaceful bajebaje.........Babangida and Abiola chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by leGeExus(m): 4:32pm On Mar 30, 2015

iyatrustee:
I am tensed up too!

I have not followed any election closely like i did this one

My vote for GMB must count oh

IyaTrustee..iwo ni yen oooo

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by LewisO: 4:33pm On Mar 30, 2015

Sleekyshuga:

Did I vote? No..

[size=14pt]U ought to have voted because u need "Change" for Nigeria. [/size]

Sleekyshuga:

Why? Fear of violence ..

[size=14pt]Awww! [/size]

Sleekyshuga:

Who will win? ..

[size=14pt](GMB) will win, i can feel the breeze of "Change" everywhere!

Sai Buhari. [/size]

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Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by yahx(m): 4:48pm On Mar 30, 2015

"@yahx07: So far, the PDP has 4 states and 2,322,734 votes while the APC has won 5 states and 2,302,978. Both parties have attained the minimum 25%"

We wait till 8pm fr d rest

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by spartacuz: 4:56pm On Mar 30, 2015

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by kayalla(f): 4:57pm On Mar 30, 2015

Emeka71:
Did you steal Nigerias money and you're running away?

With this situation person wey no steal suppose still be on the run meehn

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Donsammi(m): 4:58pm On Mar 30, 2015

♓ά♓ά....♓ά♓ά♓ά....♓ά♓ά... Its true.. N0 lyt since 6.am in kubwa 2/1 axis

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by 0ldirtybastard(m): 6:06pm On Mar 30, 2015

Rumours of imminent war & secession.

In the air all i hear is the whispers of doom.

Niggaz scared!

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by MrGoc(m): 7:13pm On Mar 30, 2015

omenka:
Jonathan looks very scared. Why is he pulling the table cloth

. . . . U r right GEJ looked scared alright . . . But hw come u didnt notice Buhari's nervousness?? . . . .

Meanwhile GEJtill2019

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Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by redcurry(f): 7:37pm On Mar 30, 2015

Segadem:
everyone knows who the winner would be,except some ppl e.g.
OREMUSSANCTUS, emperorceaser, EroticAngelina(f),Hollandis(f),annuli(f) ,iiichidodo,lilprinze,mogidi,nairalandi, Babzy2007,Deadlyviper ,just to mention but a few.

Even d dead know who the winner would be.

u didn't add their (omo kehinde gbengbo)Mr BARCANISTER.

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Nobody: 8:08pm On Mar 30, 2015

Segadem:
everyone knows who the winner would be,except some ppl e.g.
OREMUSSANCTUS, emperorceaser, EroticAngelina(f),Hollandis(f),annuli(f) ,iiichidodo,lilprinze,mogidi,nairalandi, Babzy2007,Deadlyviper ,just to mention but a few.

Even d dead know who the winner would be.

Let see who wins grin

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Emeka71(m): 1:26am On Mar 31, 2015

kayalla:

With this situation person wey no steal suppose still be on the run meehn

Running from your own country to where?

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Mozarinia(m): 8:44am On Mar 31, 2015

Vikkiboi:
this tension is so much...but am 100% sure BUHARI will win. SaiBUHARI

Contradictory statement! If you are 100% sure then there cant be any tension anywhere.

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by akinmusi(m): 10:16am On Mar 31, 2015

Peppyluv:
Fake!

What ah do na, PeppyBaby? grin

Re: This Is The Exact Situation In Abuja!!(photo) by Jacktheripper: 11:03am On Oct 11, 2017

iyatrustee:
I am tensed up too!
I have not followed any election closely like i did this one
My vote for GMB must count oh

Your vote don count

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