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Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by Daniel058(m): 12:13am On Apr 01, 2015 |
***FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI*** # BabaNowThatYouAreThere 1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda, just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place.. 2) Replace petrol subsidy 3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios, he can handle it. 4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make You Go Chop. 6) Jobs for graduates and please arrest that lady that says your call credit is low please recharge! 7) Stop Jumbo salary for the politicians & pay them like civil servant to discourage rogues from our politics. Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use your old military boots and okada if necessary. 9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging transformers. 10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on. Lol! Please, add yours.... https://m.facebook.com/home.php?ref_component=mbasic_home_logo&ref_page=%2Fwap%2Fstory.php&refid=52 1 Like |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by MuttleyLaff: 12:17am On Apr 01, 2015 |
1. Dont forget vision 20:2020, it is 5 years away you have the political will and now our mandate to make this a reality 2. Prevent the 1st lady from using sirens & blocking roads for hours on end when making visits 3. Sort and straighten this place out asap, make here El Dorado so we wont need to be travelling out anymore 4. Tell all those "Man of God" that hoodwinked Jonathan and predicted he will win re-election, to return church members tithes and close shop 5. Tell Reuben Abati he is good at acting, and so start all over by sticking to Theater Arts or appear as a red nosed clown that he is, on Nigerian Village Square. 6. Tell FFK, Fayose and Okupe one word KARMA 7. The pasan or horsewhip last wife had is in the attic, it will be brought out along with nicknames, at any sign of your performance getting k-leg. 8. Warn your daughter, we dont want to be viewing any lying on bales of money, living it big, rubbing it in our faces Instagram pictures of her 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by Daniel058(m): 12:18am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Baba , before before, SUYa no cost reach as e be now, the no want make everybody follow chop SUYA for this country... Baba do something |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by lordthree(m): 12:19am On Apr 01, 2015 |
all i know is N1 must be equal to $1 1 Like |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by Nobody: 12:24am On Apr 01, 2015 |
stabilize oil price as you promised #bold face 1 Like |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 12:24am On Apr 01, 2015 |
#babanowthatyouarethere we wan dy travel go ilu oyibo with no visa 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 12:26am On Apr 01, 2015 |
#babanowthatyouarethere arrest all the yahoo boys Namely: Kingtom Vjsmiles Naijaboiy 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by KingTom(m): 12:28am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:Ali soyeya? Nine Gagura? |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 12:29am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by KingTom(m): 12:33am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:Craze don finally catch this one! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by naijaboiy: 12:42am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:Even after I bought iphone6+ for you 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 12:50am On Apr 01, 2015 |
naijaboiy:that small phone I don't like it, too low for ma class *dhurrr* |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 12:51am On Apr 01, 2015 |
KingTom: |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by KingTom(m): 12:52am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:See this mumu, you wey dey use Tecno with broken screen Na upgrade dem don give you so 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by KingTom(m): 12:53am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:I know, I jez dey pity you |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 1:01am On Apr 01, 2015 |
KingTom:grow up |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by KingTom(m): 1:06am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:Ewure! 1 Like
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Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by Mcowubaba: 2:59am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Now that u are there....just perform better than GEJ... Dnt disappoint ur Supporters Success Sir.... My PVC still dey |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by Pebcak: 4:12am On Apr 01, 2015 |
# 4 had me ROTFLMAO 4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make You Go Chop. 6) Jobs for graduates and please arrest that lady that says your call credit is low please recharge! 7) Stop Jumbo salary for the politicians & pay them like civil servant to discourage rogues from our politics. cool Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use your old military boots and okada if necessary |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by Bamoha(m): 6:21am On Apr 01, 2015 |
baba allow free use of jazz so dat i go use jazz catch all dose fyn fyn nairaland girls like rokiatu |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by torovictor(m): 6:41am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:shey dix guy in not madt?.if dem arrest wetin we go dey chop,wear,ride...abeg stop that tin |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by francizy(m): 7:16am On Apr 01, 2015 |
#BabaNowThatYouAreThere make this ggrin get small sense.. |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by eightsin(m): 7:32am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Baba give the unemployed youths the 5000 monthly allowee. Hands crossed |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by danbrowndmf(m): 8:25am On Apr 01, 2015 |
...#BABANowthatYouAreThere will be proposn to Pinkycute Am April 6. |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 8:41am On Apr 01, 2015 |
francizy:I no get sense b4 |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by Nobody: 9:21am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Baba now that you are there, I want you to change my situation for good. I cast my vote for you because am tired of Marketing jobs everywhere since 2011. Do something o |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by francizy(m): 9:59am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin: LoL, you get but e too small for your body size, we need more installed in your ROM.. |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 10:20am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by francizy(m): 10:30am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin: Muhahahaha, ode.. Be creative and stop editing posts jor.. Shey u see wetin I dey talk bah? U need that sense ni oh.. |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 1:08pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
francizy: 1 Like |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by francizy(m): 1:19pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by ggrin(f): 1:23pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
francizy:trouble maker |
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