TEACHER: What is the opposite of Ma?..
AKPOS:Sir.. TEACHER: Good, so what is the
opposite of Madam?.. AKPOS: Simple, it is
SIRdam
INTERVIEWER: Mr Akpos, where can you
see yourself in 10 years?.. AKPOS: A mirror
OCHUKO: Nice phone. Where did u buy it?..
AKPOS: I won it in a race.. OCHUKO: Which
race?.. AKPOS: Me, the phone owner & the
Police
TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the
Examhall?.. AKPOS: My dad told me to
SKIP the questions I don't know
TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the
Examhall?.. AKPOS: My dad told me to
SKIP the questions I don't know
TEACHER: What are the 3 fastest ways of
Communication.. AKPOS: Television,
Telephone & Tell-a-Woman
That's how AKPOS was asked to come for a
Party with his DATE, Akpos went there with
a CALENDAR
TEACHER: If someone from Lagos is a
Lagosian, what is someone from Moscow
called?.. AKPOS: A Mosquito