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See South Africa Woman Scam by meetlekan(m): 4:22pm On Apr 03, 2015
She*****Hey i fil sumting in ma tummy n its different painy i dnt knw whts de matter i ws trying to sleep bt i cant myb its de tym i wil try 2 sleep if nt i wil tel u

She*****Its worse ma ba3 its 1bar i called the Ambulance they are on de wy

Me*****calling no pick up

She*****I saw ur missed cl m medic clinic nw feeling pain

She*****Hey hw are u? M medi-clinic nw i jst arrive m nt feeling wel bt de doctor sy i wil deliver de bby by 24 of dis month so i dnt knw whts going on I wil let u knw

Me*****Calling........!

She******M on ma wy home nw everyting its ok i wil text u whn m home

Me***** pls 2moro u av to show me ur pregnant pics bcus since we mak sex we av not see nd nw its up to 9month

(Next day)
Me*****GM.!hop u fine,I dn't av airtim on phon yet bt i wil cal u later.Hop u remeber dt 2day is my brthday.D pic u send me none beliv dt u pregnant,dey said it pillow.

She*****M nt hapi abt de msg u send it to me bt its ok cz m nw a mother so i dnt care wht ur frnds or anybody sy al i knw its i lv ma bby he deserve better n i w

Me*****am sory and don't mind dem since we both ok den leave them alone so it me and u life.

(Next day)
She****Gudmoning lets wlcm our new born in dis world.its a bouncing bby boy god bles us dis moning at exactly 04h44am

Me*****Hello are you still sleeping, try and send me our bby picss neh,i wanna see it

She*****I will later

(After some day )
She****Helo hope ure gud i get ma salary ysterdy bt i ddnt find ma leave money i hv to go n sign a document at work it mins i wil get another money b4 de 15th of May i bought alot of things except Huggies n Nan de expensive thing its ord bed it cost alot of money bt etleast i manage to buy importart things dat m using daily so de prblm nw its wht i mentioned tx

She*****Hw Mr Sannie y so quite answer me toe

She*****Answer me pls

She*****Whts de matter nw

She*****M nt hapi abt de msg u send it to me other day bt its ok cz m nw a mother so i dnt care wht ur frnds or anybody sy al i knw its i lv ma bby he deserve better n i w

Me*****I went out since morning 2collect asylum so i leave my phon at hom.I saw ur msg about d money so don't wory once i com am gonna pay u all.So tak care our d bby.

Me******I no u ned mony but i said once am dere i wil pay u al bcus iav d mony nw,ok send ur acc,but am not hapy bcus i did nt stay wit d pregnat also iav nt se d bby.

She*****I nid money urgently pls evn whn u cum i wil wnt it u knw new born cost alot so pls

Me*****calling....! Then conclude i wil send money

She*****Send to Shoprite it fine

Me******Alright i wil ask my flat mate who's workin dere 2send it 4me 2moro since i dnt av SA I.D.But u av 2send me u &my bby pics 1st tin 2moro morni 4me 2be hapy too.

She****gudmoning u can send throu Capapitec bank acc no.1300603834 names n surname T.P Bvuma thnk u.

She*****So hw much are u gonna send?

Me***I don't no yet ontin i estimate my self 2moro morni or how mch did u want. But first send me u &our bby pics 2moro morni. Am sleeping nw also don't av airtime.

Me***GM! Hws ur night nd bby?Anyway it sem am comin 2day 2Giyani so u drop me ur address or i go dat hotel den u ask someone 2com & fetch me.Is dat ur acc or who.

She*****Do u think m lying abt our bby i dnt wnt to use money to buy ma things no its ur son ok trust me

Me******I understand u & i want u 2undertsnad me 2bcus if its u hw wil u feel,pass 9month i carry d bby we did nt se & iav d bby stil u did nt se it,so hw wil u feel?

She****I get u

She*****I nid money urgently pls evn whn u cum i wil wnt it u knw new born cost alot so pls

Me*****okay it fine so who own d acc u send?

She******Its ma cousin she wil withdraw de money n give it to me cum saturdy if its fine to u m nt in giyani m Tzaneen at home

Me****Ok so am waitin 4u & bby pics pls no argument send me al my bby pics include u.It my son &i want 2se him pls do dat 4me nw den u receive d money once bank open.

She*****I said u hv to cum afta Easter i knw y i sy so ok

She****I knw ure father of our bby so to make u trust me its to send our pics to u dats nonses to either u save ur money ok c u saturdy u wil do anyting u wnt whn u cum dnt stres urself

Me******What's noses or did u av problem about dat hum,since i did nt se d pregnat so can't i ask d bby pics or any problm about dat,if u can't den it fine kep it shrp.

She****Ok

Me*****9mont pas we did nt c,al ur promise na fail so u expect me 2beliv u lol no way,dis 2015cc no play in mosco,av ben fol in sa it ok so kep it&fre me if i can't c.

She****I hv a bby dat i lv dat i carry 4 9mths m stres free so i c ure nt ready to ply ur role go ply ur role sumwhere else as u knw SA u wil meet ur son 1dy b free

She*****B free ok i wont bother u to text or cl u i min ma word we wil live without u n wil b fine thnk u papa Olami for making me mother lv u4 dat wish u al de best

Me*****Sure tank 4cary prgnat&bby i dd nt c,ppl post dere bby pics on fb instead u block me.pls i dnt av any bby yet dnt fol sinc its yet 2b confirm.U fail dis tim lol

She*****Thnk mr Sannie

She******Shame Olami malv let me rescue u i ws jst kidding u abt de money its April fool's dy i wanted to knw whts inside ur heart abt us nw i knw we agreed dat u wil do evryting whn u visit us i told u i dnt nid anyting i jst wnt u 2c ur son i ws fooling u wil meet one dy ma dear tkc

Me******Sure u welcome since av invest. Tank 4wasting my tim,money,trust.Tank 4provin u dnt av bby 4me,al promise fail. April fool so don't fool me jst as iav said b4.

She****U forget ma middle name ne m dnt care so ur hurting urself by insulting me kip ur words sir no wonder y ur ex dump u ure a fool lolest baba

She*****U wnt ur family to feel sori 4u ok lets ply de game wil c wht wil happen u wil hate SA m telling u its beta u travel2 anoda country Thembisile its ryt foolish

She*****Thnk god i hv ur young bro's line ur mama n Muibat m blocking u dnt cl ure dead 2me i enjy ur sex its nice n lovely mmm dats y u make me preg it ws nyc ure gud

Me*****U ar d best fool so dnt fool me bcus if @al i payin d acc u could av colect it so dnt fol ur self again mama. Even me playing April fol 4u jst 2se ur mind i almst send d mony.same time u fail me another person fall pregnt &iav bby nw & am rich so nvm.tank for every tin &kep April fol ur self 2hurt ur self

She*****Oh u won lotto neh m klapping ma hands lucky u u evn tel ur ex dat u hv money u make sumone preg lol enjy ur moni Sa its rocking

She*******Mayb u wil gain weight dd u luk urself in a mirror shame try to eat healthy food u wil b charma whn u wnt to carry ma bag at Bosman i thought ure hobbo

Me*****U already implicated ur self by what u write tank God u said it loud*** U wnt ur family 2 feel sori 4u ok lets ply de game wil c wht wil happen u wil hate SA m tellin u its beta u travel2 anoda country..*** i reply her If any tin shuld hapen 2my famly u ar jail.old ugly 45y dt cal her self 26 lok mirror2,do ur pussy was tight&i enjoy it.Am waitin 4 2day sinc b4 tank d day come.

She*****Bye bye

Me***** Yes bye stupid scam invisible pregnant criminal SA girl.

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