Adams Rib
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden
feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What
is wrong with you?”
Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk
to.”
God said, “Then I will give you a companion,
and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person
will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will
always agree with every decision you make. She
will bear your children and never ask you to get
up in the middle of the night to take care of
them. She will not nag you, and will always be
the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve
had a disagreement. She will never have a
headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and
compassion whenever needed. She will never
question your behaviour or the company you
keep. She will support you and understand that
you have important decisions to make throughout
your life and don’t have time for nonsense…”
Adam asked God, “What will this woman
cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg…”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?