Imagine If animals and insects were
on
facebook,nairaland
we'll be having
posts and comments like.....
MOSQUITO WALL POST:
*Finally PHCN don off light, blood
sucking things.
COMMENTS:
(A) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my
side o.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My
people don
fleet house. DOG WALL POST:
*Na wa oh..... i no dey see bone chop
again, d people
way i dey
live with fit break bone pass me self.
COMMENTS: (A) na so 4 my side 2
o... na all dere
ajeku beans, amala, eba, den go
park 4 plate
con give me.
(B) e tire me self, my owner no even
care
weda i don put sumtin 4
belle... well, no b him fault, wen him
self
neva chop
since yesterday night
RAT WALL POST:
*Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for
my master
kitchen. Na ehm
books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I
come ehm
house to watch
tv abi? COMMENT:
(A) Your master stingy, disown am
jor.
(B) If nt baba God way dey with me, i 4
don die...
every angle 4 my
place na trap & gum. CHICKEN WALL
POST:
*On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for
one
month, if you need my attention, enter
bush I no fit
shout. All these
christians no be em at all. COMMENT:
(A) No be only you oh, I dey migrate
too.
(B)Me don accept my fate, na tie den
dey
tie me
everyday, aw i
wan take escape. HE-GOAT WALL
POST:
*Heat mood activated, any she-goat
online for sex
chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat: @He-goat you're a
capital BIG fool
pls just give ur life to christ.
(b) He-goat: @She-goat, pretender, as
if
you no dey
feel Hot.
Carry your smelling backside comot
for
post jor. COCK WALL POST:
*All these hen go dey run like say dey
no
wan do. But
if you catch
them, dem go bend quickly, set for
doggy
style. COMMENT:
(A) Your own better nah, you dey
catch
them. The
ones for my
area na fast and furious. I don pursue
tire.... (B) D ones way dey my area na
ashawo,
dey don Bleep me die.
RAM WALL POST:
*As Salah don dey reach, na church
things
from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover
me)
COMMENT:
(A) And me 2 ooo, church tinz, d lord
is
my shepherd (B) Hahaha, whona b
ase... i dey
make
money 4 my
master
anytime him use me fight, so he no fit
do
me anytin...
lol

Lol this is hilariously creative! Wow