A lady advises her spouse, "Nectar, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Would you be able to disclose it to me first?"

The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner', So what we do is put the prisoner into the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the....
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