please help me!
Am cooking INDOMIE right now...

I have put pepper, salt, maggi, palm oil,
Milo, egg, peak milk, Titus, bitter leaf,
And I have put Dettol in case of germ.

Please what will I add again to make
the INDOMIE sweet and complete?

Please comment what you think
I should add again!!!

You haven't added the juicy/milky water from your toilet bowl and some cockroaches. It'll make it perfect.

Shior! So na indomie sef? For daring to cook indomie for oga, pack out with your hand before he does it for you.

Sugar, two drops of urine, one bar soap, some saliva nd maybe two dead cockroaches! These should do.

truely,, common sence aint commom

Add am small cement to make it thick, then one short of engine oil.

It's better you start packing.

Friday18:
It's better you start packing.

park! to ur house ni

jcmaiah:
Add am small cement to make it thick, then one short of engine oil.

i know i can alwaz count on u

Fabdedon:
truely,, common sence aint commom

hmmmmm

alberto2k:
Iru, ugba, crayfish, thyme, okro, garlic are all missing

dancing already. one luv dear

ddaammyy:
Sugar, two drops of urine, one bar soap, some saliva nd maybe two dead cockroaches! These should do.

jus finished preparing it. have sent ur own portion. just manage it lik dat, next tym i wil add more

[quote author=delishpot post=32430989]Shior! So na indomie sef? For daring to cook indomie for oga, pack out with your hand before he does it for you. [/quote

park to where ni

ddaammyy:
Sugar, two drops of urine, one bar soap, some saliva nd maybe two dead cockroaches! These should do.

jus finished preparing it. have sent ur own portion. just manage it lik dat, next tym i wil add more

delishpot:
Shior! So na indomie sef? For daring to cook indomie for oga, pack out with your hand before he does it for you.

tnk u bry much joor. abeg send ur address because d indomie don ready
gather ur spoon dem

chiomaBe:
jus finished preparing it. have sent ur own portion. just manage it lik dat, next tym i wil add more

that's so sweet of u dear! But I wuld not like to shorten the ration of ur husbands meal. So save ur marriage first! Thanks

jcmaiah:
Add am small cement to make it thick, then one short of engine oil.

Your head dey dia

hahaahahahahhahahhahhhah
walahi op if I say you no well for upstairs I just dey pat your hair. but the thunder Wei go strike you dey hide in fear of food poisoning. lol

Buhari you said change is here,please hurry up with those jobs...

OP, pictures plssssss

jcmaiah:
Add am small cement to make it thick, then one short of engine oil.

you just cracked me up

Isn't this family section or have I missed road?

*pulls my gun...

Macmilla:
*pulls my gun...

realise d fuckin bullet...i jump n paz

Caracta:
Isn't this family section or have I missed road?

yea ur at d ryt place