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Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by eldee(m): 5:45pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
This is just an appreciation thread for the top-class poets we have on NL Rap Battles Section Erm first of all, I had to take this away from that endz so people don't come there and post all their lines This one goes with the same concept as the other thread, just post your favourite lines by Nairaland netcees Just think of the best lines you've seen from Nland battles and post them It could be any sick collection on wordplays or this heavy puchline Anything that you saw that made you lift you hands from the keyboard to cover you mouth or just sumn from a battle that makes you go 'Oi, you got murked bruv' I'll appreciate it if we can keep the lines short and direct, or maybe seperate them A general format like this should be used so it's easier to read e.g Lines: 'One, two, buckle my shoe . . . ' Netcee: 'Alvin' Battle: 'Alvin Vs Alloy' P.S: Please try as much as possible to post other pple's lines. Game recognise game, so pre-written only. |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by eldee(m): 5:50pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
I'll go first wiv this one from the last big big thing from NL No need for demeaning-him-further/ This is a griev-i-ous murder/ If you think he won. . . I put 'maggi' in your eye. . . cus you’re not a 'seasoned' observer!!!/ - Ibime Ibime Vs Sauron Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle I’m so far ahead. . . there should be a sign attached. . . saying "Mind the Gap"!/ - Ibime Ibime Vs Sauron Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by mukina2: 6:02pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
I must admit your rhymes are tight cuzz you’s a Virgin but I’m your boss so call me Mr. Branson - Chamotex Chamotex Chamotex Vs Sauron - greatest Rapper on Nairaland first round I'm leaving this bantam with heavy-weight scars -Sauron Sauron Chamotex Vs Sauron - greatest Rapper on Nairaland first round |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by mukina2: 6:11pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
your game is dead so your flag should fly at half mast/ Nlanders mournin you with no gun salute just a kindergarten match past/ DBR DBR Vs Naijafan Greatest Rapper on Nairaland first round |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by mukina2: 6:15pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
Mouth odour make you Close-Up. . . but I smile freely. . . 'cus I’m Aqua-Fresh - Ibime Ibime Vs Chamotex Greatest Rapper on Nairaland semis Call it ‘hammer time’, u can’t touch this, even if u had a baseball bat, u couldn’t even make a hit - Chamotex Ibime Vs Chamotex Greatest Rapper on Nairaland semis |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by mukina2: 6:20pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
Man don't make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches - Crude Crude Vs Sauron Greatest Rapper on Nairaland Semis Closest you will EVER get to a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards - Sauron Crude Vs Sauron Greatest Rapper on Nairaland Semis |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by tangent(f): 6:29pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
Ma lyrics draw so hard “gravity’s been replaced“, this gay sucks i should SPIT IN HIS FACE U are tasteless and now i'm just paving the way, punches so far off its like they were WRITTEN IN SPACE(sauron) sauron versus alexpissu My palaver daggers laced with grandmaster spits! You're a witless apprentice In battles, i'll do you wrong like dentists fixing your appendix Chasisbitch?? I'll decease that dimwit with frees that's endless to keep y'all winless My spit's drenched with ceaseless sickness like i french-kissed diseased syringes(sauron) sauron versus flowshow Blastin at this CRUDE gay & timing the match like a score-board Closest you will ever get to being a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards!! (sauron) sauron versus crude roflmao, muki beats me to it. |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by mukina2: 6:37pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
LOL. My mic’s like Moseses staff. . . one touch. . . .and he gets opened in half!!/ - Ibime Ibime Vs Sauron Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle I spit with snipers precision/ He recycles his writtens/. . most likely they’re bitten/ A google search/ would soon unearth/ . . . a site to convict him!!/ - Ibime Ibime Vs Sauron Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle No need for demeaning-him-further/ This is a griev-i-ous murder/ If you think he won. . . I put 'maggi' in your eye. . . cus you’re not a 'seasoned' observer!!!/ - Ibime Ibime Vs Sauron Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by tangent(f): 6:51pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
I'll crack ya neck wit a pool stick, your clones expect u to lose bitch Ma discernin' frees'll burn your undies like Christians that hate secular music Chassis is the antithesis of potent rap, punch holes in ya face & piss in the open gaps Jeez, cats know your drops are sub-par that's why this clone is quoting paps(sauron) sauron versus chasisgirl I'll knock you out till this community leaves u abandoned. Watch out, my punches are (Dead Lee)/deadly like Bruce and Brandon.(sauron) sauron versus chasisgirl Theres no end equation c'uz both ya parents are inexcusable twats Bring your hardest you gay, because i've beaten the baddest Your MOTHER is a cock junkie n i'm feeding her habit. . . . FLOWcunt's a waste of space i'll split your face in 8 portions Battle me in a text war and you'll face a late abortion.(sauron) sauron versus flowshow I’ll torture you worse than a Jewish midget during Holocaust, Break your glass jaw off during Museltof Serve you fruit cocktails called Molotovs, blow your back off with a sawn off Lord Of War like Uri Orlov turning your crew red with Russian Kalashnikovs(sauron) sauron versus alexpissu |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by tosinaded(m): 8:12pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
Can this shit be moved to the right board! No be rap section be this. U make laws and break em urselves |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by kaypumpin2(m): 8:26pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
eldee: @Tosin I think the emboldened part is the reason the "shit" is here! |
Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by flowshow2: 9:03am On Jan 27, 2009 |
@eldee good thing u took this away from the rap threads. respect man this is my fav line from the battle ''flowshow vs sauron'' from the flowshow lecture series 1 sauron needed a microphone for rap? ~ his poverty stricken ass couldnt afford it! you battled alexpussi and the pussi got shy like the bleeped up pussi he is i spit way too much venom~ even my saliva is now on hunger strike ! i dont swear for you sauron ~ i called amadioha 4u~ cuzz u will be the one that thunder will strike ! DOPE! flowshow is one sick ass rapper. |
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