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Types Of People That Stay Awake At Midnight (the Midnight Crew ) by harrysterol(m): 10:44am On Apr 10, 2015
While others are at deep sleep, the midnight crew are awake.
Just as the is a crew in singing, dancing even the political hawks have crew, so the midnight won't be expected
Here are the different classes of crew in the midnight


1. The arm bandits crew

The arm bandits feels the midnight is the best hours for their activities, robbing from house, churches, banks etc, rarely can you see this class of crew on day time carrying on their activities, because on day time they can easily be recognised, caught linched on

2. The sex traders crew
is not surprising that this crew are for found at midnight, well you cant expect them to stand at express on the day time hawking their bodies, they will be recognised or nocked down by a moving vehicle mistakenly, so they prefer to carry out their activities at night with less motorist on the move and less people to recognise them

3. Witches crew

never expect anything less from this crew, they cant perform certain activities day time because every one is at alert, walking, working or engage on one activities or they other,so their best preferred time is the midnight where they can fly, suck blood and carry out other evil acts

4. The cult crew primarily because is illegal, this crew carry out most of their activities at midnight, from initiation of new members to nabbing of their fellow cult group

5. Social addicts crew
The is no better time to feel relax, sort the net for new chicks, guys or trending activities on social media after the day to day hustle

6. Students crew/exams

After a hectic lecture day and less time, most students prefer the midnight crew, some will tell you I don't understand while reading day time, well you can read all you care jor!

7. Self servicers crew
How can I forget this wonderful crew mixed up with both married, depressed, single and lonely ones, well the preserve all the services to the midnight when they're alone thinking of Nkechi or Chinyere


If you got a crew I missed out add it up grin
Re: Types Of People That Stay Awake At Midnight (the Midnight Crew ) by seankay(m): 11:09am On Apr 10, 2015
The System Warrior crew (internet gangsters)
They press their laptops or phones everynight to get paid.

The prayer warrior crew
They don't joke with night vigils
Re: Types Of People That Stay Awake At Midnight (the Midnight Crew ) by Basildvalour(m): 11:25am On Apr 10, 2015
The yahoo crew...

Fast data connectivity
Re: Types Of People That Stay Awake At Midnight (the Midnight Crew ) by harrysterol(m): 1:28pm On Apr 10, 2015
seankay:
The System Warrior crew
They press their laptops or phones everynight to get paid.

The prayer warrior crew
They don't joke with night vigils
cheesy cheesy funny crew
Re: Types Of People That Stay Awake At Midnight (the Midnight Crew ) by harrysterol(m): 1:29pm On Apr 10, 2015
Basildvalour:
The yahoo crew...

Fast data connectivity
woyooo shocked how can I forget this crew cheesy

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