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| The Two Crooks - A short story by... by CharlesPhc: 1:04pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
[b]Returning from Warri to Port Harcourt on a very sunny afternoon, he pulled over by those roadside plantain sellers to buy some for his wife. Without stepping out of his car and the engine still steaming, he negotiated the price and told the lady to drop a bunch in his boot and then come for her N3k. Unknown to the lady, the man had planned to zoom off as soon as she bangs the boot after supposedly dropping the plantain inside his car (Sharp Man, keeping both plantain and money). Meanwhile, unknown to the man the lady had also planned to drop the bunch on the floor (outside the car), bang the boot and collect her money (Sharp lady, collecting free money). She did exactly what she’d planned and the man also did what he’d planned. After dropping the bunch on the floor outside the car and banged the boot, she made to go for her money and to her greatest shock the man zoomed off. Well, the man also got his greatest shock when he got home and didn’t see any plantain in the boot. Though he blamed the disappearance on some mystical means but the question is, between the both of them who would be judged as the greatest crook?[/b] |
| Re: The Two Crooks - A short story by... by enoqueen: 1:09pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
The police. |
| Re: The Two Crooks - A short story by... by blessedapple: 1:29pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
You, the eye-witness |
| Re: The Two Crooks - A short story by... by NanaAmofah(m): 8:07pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
enoqueen:simple |
| Re: The Two Crooks - A short story by... by pornstar(m): 11:22pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
olodo ni gbogbo yin na plantain  |
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