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Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 10:05am On Apr 11, 2015
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I read a thread where a guy complained of how his wife flips to the other side of sanity at every bit of occurrence. After all is done and settled, she comes back to apologise, claiming she didn't know what came over her. Next moment she's at it again. I've dated a lady like that before who gets really angry when I confront her for a glaring wrongdoing on her part. I often wondered what it will cost her to say a simply sorry, even if she doesn't mean it. I later concluded that she must have a mental problem, cos how do you explain someone who loves getting angry all the time?

Many are mad but few are roaming. Many are animals but few are fortunate enough to be in a zoo, giving them the impression that they are also humans.

The above statements remind me of a yoruba movie called eran iya oshogbo. In the movie, a certain woman was always getting troubled by her short husband who pounces on her over nothing. He beats the hell out of her for talking and punches her lips for not talking. She got tired of the situation and decided to seek for advice from her mum who took her to consult a babalawo(native doctor). When the matter was tabled before the babalawo, he laughed real hard after consulting his oracle. Baffled, both women asked to know why he laughed. He told them that the lady's husband is a monkey. Feeling ridiculed and insulted, the young lady almost stormed out if not for her mother. The babalawo advised them to purchase a bunch of bananas on their way home and that the lady should hand it over to her husband as a plea gift whenever he gets angry again. They left the baba's place and headed for a market to buy the bananas from where her mother departed. On getting home, she met her short husband at the entrance fuming with anger. He pounced on her and beat her hard claiming she came late. After a while, she knelt down and begged him while he continued throwing tantrums. Then she remembered she brought home a nylon bag full of bananas. She brought some out and offered the man who rushed them from her hands and munched all the way. Suddenly, he changed into a monkey in front of her eyes and ran off climbing the roofs of the houses around. The name of that character is alani obo.

Not to say that majority are married to animals in human skin, but many spouses are possessed by foul spirits with animalistic behaviours which best explains why they are always wild over nothing. How do you explain a man beating his wife just cos she complained that he came late after she must have explained to him that she heard an announcement of the commencement of oro festival in the neighbourhood which must have had her worried for his life? That's an animalistic behaviour. How do you also explain a wife who nags all the time or the one who threw away decorum without enquiring why her husband came late? A little patience would have made her realise that his late coming could be as a result of a flat tyre.

Before you choose a partner, make sure you pray against whatever foul spirit might be possessing such a person, cos these spirits are very jealous and would want to see you frustrated and destroyed instead of sharing with you. Even sharing with them is dangerous. It could be the spirit of pride, jealousy, anger, lies, prostitution, drunkenness, wickedness or witchcraft.

Watch and pray.


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Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Hawx(m): 10:16am On Apr 11, 2015
Hmmmm! May God help us!
Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 10:31am On Apr 11, 2015
Spiritual jaguns, Nigerian movie deceiving us since 20bc

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Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 10:39am On Apr 11, 2015
edozie04:
Spiritual jaguns, Nigerian movie deceiving us since 20bc
it's either you are still in your mother's womb or you ar just a kid with access to the internet. How come you are not aware of the many evils existing in africa alone? You probably think the reason why you act extremely irrational is simply because you just want to. You've been possessed. Lying too much, even when you've promised several times not to, shows you are been pushed by a spirit. How do you explain a woman still sleeping around after marriage when it's not that her husband can't satisfy her in bed? It's a spiritual problem. We wrestle not against flesh and blood......

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Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 11:13am On Apr 11, 2015
Segeggs:
it's either you are still in your mother's womb or you ar just a kid with access to the internet. How come you are not aware of the many evils existing in africa alone? You probably think the reason why you act extremely irrational is simply because you just want to. You've been possessed. Lying too much, even when you've promised several times not to, shows you are been pushed by a spirit. How do you explain a woman still sleeping around after marriage when it's not that her husband can't satisfy her in bed? It's a spiritual problem. We wrestle not against flesh and blood......
Nigerians blaiming spirituality for their problems, you are not doing well they say spirit this, wife cheating they say spirit, I prefer solving my problems with simple ways not searching for solutions where there is none, I am a pragmatic fellow (though I beleive there is a Supernatural being)
Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by crackhaus: 11:38am On Apr 11, 2015
To be fair to these animalistic and monkey-fied spouses, every single person has an animal within... All that's required is the right amount of heat and ingredient to bring that hidden creature to the fore.

People only need find out what specie of animal they harbour within grin
Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 12:47pm On Apr 11, 2015
Segeggs, this one na bipolar disorder o. And I think I read somewhere that women suffer it more. There goes your eran iya osogbo theory.

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Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 5:12pm On Apr 11, 2015
@topic,
those people do have mental problems, its not even a joke. They are sick.
I know someone like that at my place of work. The most unbelievable things offend him.
If people compliment him, he picks offence and starts assuming they are just trying to play on his intelligence by using fake flattery and if you don't compliment him he gets angry because no one is acknowledging his efforts.
If you interact freely with him he starts misinterpreting your words and actions and drawing very wrong, stupid conclusions from them. If you walk on eggshells when interacting with him, he will pick up on it and get angry because you are not being genuine with him.
Nothing is good enough for him.
Maybe I should offer him bananas to get rid him once and for all.
Very sick humanbeing.

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Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Fulaman198(m): 5:32pm On Apr 11, 2015
fellis:
@topic,
those people do have mental problems, its not even a joke. They are sick.
I know someone like that at my place of work. The most unbelievable things offend him.
If people compliment him, he picks offence and starts assuming they are just trying to play on his intelligence by using fake flattery and if you don't compliment him he gets angry because no one is acknowledging his efforts.
If you interact freely with him he starts misinterpreting your words and actions and drawing very wrong, stupid conclusions from them. If you walk on eggshells when interacting with him, he will pick up on it and get angry because you are not being genuine with him.
Nothing is good enough for him.
Maybe I should offer him bananas to get rid him once and for all.
Very sick humanbeing.

It sounds like he went through something harsh in his past so now he has a hard time trusting humans. Every human has their own set of experiences and we mustn't use our own experiences to judge others.
Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 5:55pm On Apr 11, 2015
Fulaman198:


It sounds like he went through something harsh in his past so now he has a hard time trusting humans. Every human has their own set of experiences and we mustn't use our own experiences to judge others.
Do you believe people can be born with certain traits/behaviours independent of their life experiences?
Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by cococandy(f): 6:17pm On Apr 11, 2015
Well many people do have mental disorders.
It is nothing spiritual.

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Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Fulaman198(m): 7:33pm On Apr 11, 2015
fellis:

Do you believe people can be born with certain traits/behaviours independent of their life experiences?

They certainly can be, but often it is our surroundings that shape who we are. Things that happen to us shape who we are as human beings.
Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by BlackLeopard(m): 5:33am On Apr 12, 2015
Odd behaviors as result of mental disorder (aka brain disorders) are not a spiritual problem.

Or anything to be ashamed of. They're still not an excuse to flip shite at other people though, but sometimes people can't help doing what they're doing.

That said, many are just mean people. If they also have a mental disorder to their bad character has nothing much with that.

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Re: Your Spouse Might Just Be An Animal by Nobody: 12:15pm On Apr 12, 2015
Look b4 you leap

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