A man who allegedly had sex with a tree, told
police officers he was God, shrugged off being
tasered twice and tried to stab a cop with his
own badge while on powerful drugs has been
arrested.
Kenneth Crowder, of Melbourne, Florida, was
tripping on flakka, a worrying new drug that
authorities say is sweeping the state, police
said.
According to a Melbourne police report,
Crowder, 41, was spotted by witnesses running
naked through a Melbourne neighborhood,
yelling that he was a god before committing a
sexual act on a tree.
A Melbourne police officer went to the area and
confronted Crowder, who was wearing blue
jeans and a T-shirt, officials said.
Crowder walked toward the officer in an
aggressive manner and identified himself as
God, according to police.
The officer used a Taser on Crowder, but he
pulled the probes out of his body and continued
to advance, it was said.
Crowder was shocked a second time, but he
again pulled out the probes and went at the
officer with clenched fists, police told TV news
station NBC 6.
The officer punched Crowder in the face and a
fight ensued, with Crowder saying that he was
Thor (a Norse god, or perhaps the superhero)
and trying to stab the officer with the officer’s
badge, police said.
Other officers arrived and helped subdue
Crowder.
He was arrested on charges of battery on a law
enforcement officer, resisting with violence and
assault with a deadly weapon on a law
enforcement officer.
Flakka is the a variation of synthetic
substances known as bath salts and delivers a
cheap, powerful high while acting as an
amphetamine.
The drug can be snorted, smoked or swallowed
and can cause violent behaviour, officials said.
A witness who saw the incident told NBC 6
Crowder appeared to have “superhuman
strength”.
Amanda Davenport said: “He kept getting up,
he came after the cop and picked him up and
threw him.”
Crowder, whose mugshot shows him with a
black eye, was booked into the Brevard County
Jail Complex.
He later posted bond and was released. In
2011, federal authorities banned a number of
the chemicals used in bath salts.
The active ingredient in flakka, however, has
not yet been banned.
“We have spoken to some medical
professionals here and they are starting to see
an increase in its use (in Brevard County),”
Melbourne police spokesman Dan Lynch said.
“It’s already in South Florida, and we think it’s
coming here.”
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