By now everyone knows that the Pilot who crash landed his plane into the Hudson River, in New York called his wife and said "there has been an accident darling". Well what would it be like if this happened in Nigeria what would the reaction be it is likely the following will happen:

1. The Pliot would say mo dan ran aya me ti baje

2. The Plane will likely sink becos of the load wey the women dey carry for their back

3. The River will be infested with herbalist charm

4. There will be a storm of prayers, devil is a liar , no weapon fashion will crash the plane , father lord am sorry i slept with the housegirl





Every Nigeria president



Every Nigeria president had a swiss bank account except one

Every Nigeria President had several houses abroad except one

Every Nigeria President looked after their immediate family , except one

Every Nigeria President could speak the three main languages , except one

But only one President died on top of a prostitute
& Who is dat one president

ESSENTIAL DESERT OBJECTS

A Judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them to desert. The First guy decided to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty. Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door. The Judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replied, "Just in case it gets hot, i can roll down the window.





no more secretz




A Good day laughter - You will love this

Once there was a couple in their mid forties walking through a bush path and they came across a patch of mushrooms. The husband insisted it was the non
poisonous one while the wife was adamant this was the lethal stuff. Husband carried on to pick the mushroom and consoled the wife; 'What we will do is
we will cook the stuff and feed it to the dog. If the dog dies, then we throw it away but if the dog is ok then we will also eat it.'

They got home and fed the mushroom after cooking it to the dog, it was the happiest dog in the village for a full four hours.
They then proceeded to eat the mushroom themselves.
Just as they finished, their son ran into the room and announced in a hurry the death of the dog and then ran out.

The two parents looked at each other and tears rolled down their cheeks, the husband then announced: 'My wife I should have listened to you.

Anyway seeing we are going to die I need to rest in peace and make sure I have been honest with you. You see that lady from next door has been my part-time
since we moved in and we meet in the garden every Sunday.'
He continued, 'When your sister came for X-mass, and you had too much wine and passed out, I slept with her too - your mother too but only once last year on
New Year's Eve.'

With tears in her eyes the wife says, 'Its ok my darling that was all weaknesses of the flesh I have forgiven you, but you must listen to me too.

Each time I go to the butchery I always bring a lot of meat. Well it's because our second son is the butcher's child. As much as you have slept with the lady next
door I also sleep with the Husband on Saturday evenings when you are out with the Boys, and lastly since we got married 20 years ago I have never had
an from you.'

Both had mixed emotions, hatred, regret but their consolation was they were dying without any secrets.

So their son then run into the room again and looked at the parents weeping.

He then commented: 'My God! I didn't realize the two of you loved the dog that much! Anyway the guy whose car ran over the dog says he can buy us another
one!!'

Have a great day (,,,,without many secrets), !!!
Tongue :Smiley Cool :Smiley






While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.*

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetmum:


nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you :
take dis one

How dare you

i nod gabry, syl, spencer, benz, Dayo or my clumsy to summarise 4 me

studio43:

How dare you

come wting d call u self ,as i dey here i no
dey find trouble , but if u step on my tool
ur name na sorry

abasifo:



Thank you :
take dis one

take don't mine Him

dani1luv:

bcoz of what

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omo u dun dey kolo

dani1luv:

omo u dun dey kolo

u better keep away from me

abasi mbok nduoh sese ubong eyon akan ibakp fi

imabong akpan. i love em ekeate's

clemcykul:

imabong akpan. i love em ekeate's

Eka-ate is my sister so u no get Wahala

human trafficking

@obasinbong
pls direct ekeate to my corner, me and her have come along way

clemcykul:

@obasinbong
pls direct ekeate to my corner, me and her have come along way

i say nothing do , but one thing be say
apa akan ipek okok foreka-ate abasi muokop fi
ubong abasi akan map ono fi say Amen

the same to you my brother