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Bed Time Pills by topsyne: 6:20pm On Jul 31, 2012
Woman: My Husband is not interested in sex.
DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills 2 him. Everyday,put 1 pill in his tea.

D woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day, she emptied d whole bottle in his tea.

Two days later Doctor called to know d progress. Son picked and replied:
“Mom is in coma at d moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is suing Dad for countless rape, My own asshole hurts real bad and Dad is still running naked in d garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running 4 their lives!
=D lwkmd!!

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