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Igbo Man Sense by leksy07(m): 10:53pm On Apr 19, 2015
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong
account number via Mobile Money Transfer.He thought
of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with this: He sent a message
to the person's phone saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy
Initiate, I hope u are ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal
Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni
Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight
12am. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you
more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in
this Kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family
member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious
circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person
close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any
part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to
deliver
your various assignments. Remember to come with a
syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20
minutes. Please remember that you must not come a
minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of
Satan will be there himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case
you are not ready to join, please send back the money
otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". .......5 minutes
later he got an sms saying, wow, pls send another 2
million naira my friend is also interested....The Igbo Man
Fainted
Re: Igbo Man Sense by asadike(f): 11:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
cheesy Lol, I can't stop laughing o
Re: Igbo Man Sense by marveangel(m): 11:35pm On Apr 19, 2015
This is what happens when Chukwudi jams Akposcheesy
Re: Igbo Man Sense by Nobody: 2:42am On Apr 20, 2015
This is funny. We desperate ghan.
Something like this happened to my neighbor.

He kept a huge sum of money in his house but it was stolen my some members in his compound.And that was a really important cash. He was really desperate. So he decided to scare them.

He brought a piece of cloth with a rope and started tying things on it, paper,wood,leather, oil,shoe, weave, charcoal,iron, then kept it in the front of his door. Before the week ran out the money was returned back to him. grin grin

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