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An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Stancity(m): 12:02am On May 20, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.... A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no: 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back and returned after a few days to recover his money... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed) : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me the last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" You can't beat an Igbo man.................. IGBO KWENUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by ddaammyy(f): 12:21am On May 20, 2015 |
:DNow that's some common sense! Lol |
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by oppybouy(m): 12:39am On May 20, 2015 |
loool |
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Nobody: 12:44am On May 20, 2015 |
oshi |
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Physika(f): 9:13pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Nna ehn.. Dis so 4ny,, *2nd.Tot* dis actually a busines idea |
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by faisal313: 9:42pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
verry funny |
Re: An Igbo Man Sense Is The Best Ever!!! by Stancity(m): 9:42am On Jun 12, 2015 |
Physika:Lolzz.. Warning:: Dnt try this in real life!!! |
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