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Stuffs by Nobody: 12:51am On Apr 21, 2015 |
People dey try oh. I just finished eating this yam which had its roots visible to the eyes as the porridge did a very bad job at hiding the 'swag' and as custom demanded, i washed it down with water, heaving a sigh of relief as the cool water caressed the walls of my gullet and ran a marathon race down to my stomach. Paradise. I grabbed my nokia phone which lay beside me and logged in to facebook to check if the lady i sent a "hi" not long ago had replied with "hello" so i could know my next step. I'd come with a tactics that i was sure would beat the lady's five-man defence. As the facebook page loaded, something caught my attention. I caught a glimpse of a friend's status he updated some minutes ago. On the status, he lamented on how he just finished eating beans garnished with plantain and sent it packing with a chilled bottle of origin instead of the normal wine he drinks every monday night. According to him, "he don dey lag behind". I made a mental note to curse the guy after i might have replied the lady. Just then. . . . . . . I heard a familiar sound. I made to the windows and shifted the cotton so i could catch a glimpse. . . . . It was an aeroplane. I was stunned, suprised and flabbergasted. "So aeroplanes do travel at night with people in it?" i'd asked myself. "What if the pilot falls asleep nko" another popped in. I know they do travel with maps and pointers (or so i thought), but anything could happen. . . . the night was unclad mehn. I didnt rule out the possibility of bumping into something in the air. And i smiled. . . . If i ever find my way to an aeroplane, i'm going to negotiate with the pilot. If by 6:15pm we're still airborne, i'm stopping at the next junction. Or. If we're airborne and it begins to rain, daaamn!!! He should be looking out for a shade to protect us from the rain. We would stay under the shade, and after the rain, we continue the journey. Anything apart from this, i guess he's indirectly telling me to come and find the shade myself. . . . . . . And u know wetin i fit do nah!!! |
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