Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,827 members, 7,956,128 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 03:58 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Sometimes The Kids Are Smarter!!! (1291 Views)
When The Kids Start Coming: Before And After (PICS ILLUSTRATED) / Read The Reason Why Hausa Are Smarter Than Yorubas / All Kids Are Cute. What Do You Think Of This Baby? (pic) (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
Sometimes The Kids Are Smarter!!! by ojay72(m): 7:56pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. _______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables. _______________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) _______________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. _______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! _______________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' _______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... _______________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher _______________________________ |
Re: Sometimes The Kids Are Smarter!!! by ayoblinks(m): 8:14am On May 18, 2015 |
Dry nigga |
Re: Sometimes The Kids Are Smarter!!! by SirTunechi(f): 2:41pm On May 18, 2015 |
very funny especially the krokodial shiit. |
(1) (Reply)
LOL!!! Best Resignation Letter Of All Time. / Do You Remember This? Picture / Who Was Taking Minutes For PMB During This Meeting With Obama (pictures)?
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 10 |