My Girlfriend Amara Cruz told me last monday that it's over between us, I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself without minding my widow mother, I really want to commit suicide and I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam, but I didn't die.
I went to an express road & looked carefully before crossing the road, still yet, nothing happened to me.
I drank 2 bottles of lacasera with too much suya and again nothing happened.
I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell!

I proceeded to another level of concortion.... So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die.

I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me. I'm really upset right now.

My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk.
...Will it work?

Advice me please.

I wont b surprised if after 2wks u gained 20pounds tho

try coca-cola and unwashed mango.

or cocal-cola and garri, cockroach for desert


//see you at the other side

crotonite:
try coca-cola and unwashed mango.

or cocal-cola and garri, cockroach for desert


//see you at the other side

See combination, but yam and tea is okay

mumu help me dust my chair

kai!
Nigeria so blessed with funny lads.

Try coke and mentos. Thank me later

Get a tokumbo suicide belt at a vey cheap rate.

I recommend fruit Salad, with tfc chicken and a cols bottle of farouz, that will kill u fast

SOUNDKING:
Get a tokumbo suicide belt at a vey cheap rate.

u ar very wicked