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WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by maxddude(m): 7:36am On Apr 28, 2015
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon on an interview with Punch Newspaper..


Punch ­- Did you write exams in school in these big words?

Hourable- I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the
secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had
the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.
WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for
about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I
could not proceed to the University because of my English results that...
were not released. At
the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

Punch- Why do you always use ‘big grammar’?

Honourable- I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that
my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when
the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

Punch- How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?

Honourable- I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an
atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial
homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Punch- Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?

Honourable- Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my
wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language
and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian
conundrum.

Punch- Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when
you talk because they think you are not communicating?

Honourable -Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the
palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of
the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum
from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests
daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive
cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of
pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be
understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading,
suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that
things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Punch -Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?


Honourable -Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians
especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower
anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again
.
Source - http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/04/waec-seized-my-english-result-twice.html

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by politricks: 7:42am On Apr 28, 2015
Why wont they seize your result when the person marking it doesn't understand what you wrote

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Thomsyne(m): 7:42am On Apr 28, 2015
shoro niyen

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by greatmarshall(m): 7:43am On Apr 28, 2015
grin
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 7:44am On Apr 28, 2015
Omo see me see front page i go they book space till i die . Back to the matter, u think waec has time for that nonsense English
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by prevail23(m): 7:45am On Apr 28, 2015
oboy see as dictionary dey tear as dis man dey speak English grin

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by SultanSnow(m): 7:46am On Apr 28, 2015
Hahahahhahahhha abeg put this one for front page I no fit laugh my belle the pain me I like that man so much because he don't give a dime about anybody who think he is nut or crazy first to comment

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by noordean(m): 7:52am On Apr 28, 2015
Why would'nt they seize it? When the examiners did not have time to keep checking dictionary for your big words

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Kingsley1000(m): 7:59am On Apr 28, 2015
Likes of you will spend over 7years in versity due to awaiting result,with-held and reference

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 8:02am On Apr 28, 2015
Pls where is the postoffice in ikorodu?

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by remsonik(f): 8:03am On Apr 28, 2015
Why won't they seize it when you speak lugubrious and outrageous grammar

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by PapiWata: 8:04am On Apr 28, 2015
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 8:14am On Apr 28, 2015
WAEC seized your result because you sent two of their english markers into earl retirement with your big grammar.

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by lifestyle1(m): 8:41am On Apr 28, 2015
The only thing i read and understood in the article was where he mentioned pepper soup. cheesy

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by nollyway(m): 8:41am On Apr 28, 2015
what did he expect sad
they must hav had hard time looking up in the dictionary grin

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 8:42am On Apr 28, 2015
Why won't they seize it ..When the question says
Tola is as bold as a Lion.Find the Figure of Speech ??
and You go like

Firstly the Pharmagogigareati and Colosiroma of the statement is Tola who has asmopol Sify to be likesada to a Carnivorous Kiniun . The otoototoo of the whole faradonga is that the buccal cavity dpokado is the gracias plantatur called Simile sad

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by geoworldedu: 8:43am On Apr 28, 2015
Patrick Obaiagbon:
things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Ichidodo, come o. Patrick Obaiagbon has just mentioned your name grin

Hmmm...now I know the meaning of ichidodo- it means critics; little wonder ichidodo aka iiichidodo or texcoco will never stop to heavily criticise GMB cheesy

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by not4sure(m): 8:43am On Apr 28, 2015
lol

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 8:43am On Apr 28, 2015
At least you write Waec them reject am,what of those wey no get certificate at all ?? I know call anybody oo

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by proxitaly: 8:43am On Apr 28, 2015
PapiWata:
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

Another Member of the said raving but not roaming 21 million. Patrick Obahiagbon is their prelate.

Just pray I no catch your script for WEAC. I will ground you till you learn motor pack grammar. Truly these breeds need to be quarantined cheesy cheesy

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by AIZubair(m): 8:44am On Apr 28, 2015
This is vehemently and microscopically unchallengeable. I substantially and transparently agree with u sir.

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by alobam1: 8:44am On Apr 28, 2015
Thomsyne:
shoro niyen

Oya mi lenu ohh

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by japhmanuel: 8:44am On Apr 28, 2015
This is krinkumkraceous!!

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by brandymcmb: 8:45am On Apr 28, 2015
Patrick my colleague grin

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Raiders: 8:45am On Apr 28, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
WAEC seized your result because you sent two of their english markers into earl retirement with your big grammar.
lol

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Jarus(m): 8:45am On Apr 28, 2015
How dem no go withhold am...when you give examiners headache with your highfalutin vocabulary

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by sirsharks(m): 8:45am On Apr 28, 2015
Y not
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Samirana360(m): 8:45am On Apr 28, 2015
Y won't they seize it, when u ar busy bombardin dem wit ur crikum crakum....givin them assignment as if u ar d one payin them



Dat's osperouskonitkum

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by bright007(f): 8:46am On Apr 28, 2015
shoro niyen?
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by eme1n(m): 8:46am On Apr 28, 2015
So that's why you are hypersufogluos?

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