This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mr bigg's fast-food establishment in Lagos,  and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: VICTOR CHIKEZIE

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's CHAIRMAN or Vice CHAIRMAN. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: NAIRA 400,000 a MONTH. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: yes,enough to sell burgers and snacks;

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 25KG?: Of What,of money yes,of stone for what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I will buy one from my first salary.

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:Hope to do that as soon as i get the job.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN TWO YEARS?: Living in the VITORIA ISLAND with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: CVC

Nice one, but is it real?

my comments exactly seun

the part that got me laughing was the one abt carrying 25kg , of what? lol!

This should be in the jokes section. It can not be true.

Wats is actually happenin here. Even if is a joke, i can't figure wat u r trying 2 say.

cosmorpel:

Wats is actually happenin here. Even if is a joke, i can't figure what you're trying 2 say.

where is your sense of humor? its a nice!

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person

well answered

DESIRED POSITION: Company's CHAIRMAN or Vice CHAIRMAN. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

available vacancies not stated so decided to choose the best for himself, not doing bad anyway

DESIRED SALARY: NAIRA 400,000 a MONTH. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

as an applicant wishing to be the chairman he needs to earn its equivalent

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

real Naija boy uses question to answer question, funny.

i don't think any thing is wrong with this guy he's just an anxious young man trying to actualize his dreams in the shortest possible time even without the right qualification _{if he has the chance would want to be the president of this country}

lmao
so funny

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

How much Is He Worth? Nothin!

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

Whats The Difference?

SIGN HERE: CVC

Is That He's Signature?

Overall the Joke Is Cool

i love you guys for liking my job application.meanwhile look out for my name, sam milla in the jokes section, thats where i live, call me king of jokes,

cool and nice joke !
cheers

Wish it was that E.z everyone would have a job by now.

this guy is so good. i love his sence of humour

pls i'm a fresh graduate of a federal university in nigeria /i studied applied geology.

kindly link me to any site where i can submit my resume or c.v for recruitment.

thanxs

H.N.D applied geology

He's a smartsrse isn't he? Nice one!

Jeez!!! This is the best stuff I've heard all day! The kid is good, they should make him the chairman

This is killin stuff!

Is it your Joke sam? I would like to use it in my school news paper.

go ahead and use , you have my permission.

thanks.

so do i though its for a church noticeboard

like the joke

@topic,
itz really funny

alancruise:

pls i'm a fresh graduate of a federal university in nigeria /i studied applied geology.

kindly link me to any site where i can submit my resume or c.v for recruitment.

thanxs

H.N.D applied geology

is ds part of d joke?
Bt d joke make sense o!