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Funny Experiences With Religious Fanatics In Nigeria by JimTiger4(m): 9:49am On May 09, 2015
So, the other day... I entered an elevator and met this pretty young lady. I tried to engage her in a conversation and decided to start with the most basic and obvious question of all... Simply asked her "Hi, are u heading down?"

And she went... "God forbid!... It is u dat will go down, I am heading up, biko, in d name of Jesus!"

I was shocked beyond words oo

Lmao.... Feel free to add urs jare
Re: Funny Experiences With Religious Fanatics In Nigeria by derrick333(m): 10:01am On May 09, 2015
NA dia u go fear NA cheesy NA so I c 1 babe o ,n I say 'hi" to my greatest surprise, she screem to the top of ha voice lik a sycophant, "am choosen"x3 ,and I was like mehn!! After una go de call faji FM around 10pm say una de find husband
Re: Funny Experiences With Religious Fanatics In Nigeria by JimTiger4(m): 11:11am On May 09, 2015
derrick333:
NA dia u go fear NA cheesy NA so I c 1 babe o ,n I say 'hi" to my greatest surprise, she screem to the top of ha voice lik a sycophant, "am choosen"x3 ,and I was like mehn!! After una go de call faji FM around 10pm say una de find husband
derrick333:
NA dia u go fear NA cheesy NA so I c 1 babe o ,n I say 'hi" to my greatest surprise, she screem to the top of ha voice lik a sycophant, "am choosen"x3 ,and I was like mehn!! After una go de call faji FM around 10pm say una de find husband

X3.....hehehe.... No be small thing o

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