I am utterly confused!

na today? too much yinglish i say

@raymad and others like 'em
simply put,iv lost interest. Dont bore me with another dreary statement.HOPE THATS CLEAR ENOUGH!

folks should take'a hike, jump from a crevasse, join david blaine in his cretinous underwater activities, whatever you do, just stay away!

Venicea, you're a big joke. Why don't you ask God to send you a man from heaven because that's the only way you're going to get all those things in one person?, Oh I forgot, you can't ask God because you hate religion.

@ venicea, you clearly do not know how to write, or speak, in English. I chose to write in 'pidgin' mostly because I found your English inexcusable.

You do not come across as having had much of a formal education, and this is quite apparent in your use of expletives, your spelling and diction.

Ugwumba (beke). 

PS - people, make una feel free to post for this site. no to she own nairaland.

Ugwumba:

@ venicea, you really do not know how to speak in English. I chose to write in 'pidgin' mostly because I found your English unexcusable.

You do not come across as having had much of a formal education, and this is quite apparent in your use of expletives, spelling and diction.

Ugwumba (beke).

PS - people, make una feel free to post for this site. no to she own nairaland.

ol boy you dey find trouble!

na only! ugwumba beke ? you for see ika6 oyinbo!

And you with the 52nd post, i can appreciate your zeal to voice an opinion, as can be seen above, you conveniently fall in line with people who only reason through the anus, and no its no coincidence, your specie floods the site. can't u see that the bulk of the so called requirements are mere artistes? Or are you fractioned visually? how old are you sir? it'd be a shame if your range's btwn 25-35,

Why are you asking for my age Venicea?, I never said I was interested in you!

venicea:

And you with the 52nd post, i can appreciate your zeal to voice an opinion, as can be seen above, you conviently fall in line with people who r only reasoning through the anus, and no its no coincidence, your specie floods the site. can't u see that the bulk of the so called requirements are mere artistes? Or are you fractioned visually? how old are you sir? it'd be a shame if your range's btwn 25-35,

Older and wiser than your 35. I speak simply and clearly, and cannot understand the rubbish you write.

As an example:

"A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse" would come out in your words as;

"A slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one ocular organ towards an equine-quadruped devoid of its visionary capacity"

Speak the simple English and maybe, just maybe, people will understand you.

@ugwugwu
the last thing im gona do on this forum is to engage in a battle of witt and word in orderto have my diction/spelling etc accredited by a common cretin waste of time, clitche'd tactic i must add.

when i understand you, i will reply. until then, i go return to my Wafe origin.

* gets a cup of coffee, sits by ikamefa and watches* this is going to be a looooo-ooooong night

_{*hands over to raymand, to hold forte, while he visits other fora*}

The beauty of the language cannot be over emphasised.The wilder the exaggeration of context clues, the clearer the phrase, clause or sentence. Seems
like monsieur here payed hurried attention during language classes.shame! it spells on you, even in these last phases of your soon to be extinct life. madame magarita rodriguez also thought us that what is learnt in the cradle lasts to the tomb.

ciao papi, my pleasure anytime

@ venicea
Using ambigious words for a simple conversation. . . kind of like using a huge tractor to build a sand castle

venice, WTF's all this bout? Saw rabiah(tiny little snipper) over the weekend, he's got tattoos n shit alova his mid-riff. And how's my love doing in Rome?
shame ur offline,try not to choke on your tongue when you get this. luv ya

venicea:

The beauty of the language cannot be over emphasised.The wilder the exaggeration of context clues, the clearer the phrase, clause or sentence. Seems
like monsieur here payed hurried attention during language classes.shame! it spells on you, even in these last phases of your soon to be extinct life. madame magarita rodriguez also thought us that what is learnt in the cradle lasts to the tomb.

Assume you meant 'taught', but then, maybe nut (sic).

@Venicea I no understand you o! You gratuitously put up an advert.Brothers as usual solicitously replied only for u to start bitching

@labelle
so sorry,but i think you got the wrong belle, dont know rabiah, he sounds pretty hot though,

@uche
These brothers initiated the bitching process, i only countered

HELLO Y'ALL KINDA NEW HERE ,VENECIA (hope i got that write) U PLAY THE GUITAR ? I LOVE JOHN MAYER, BUT I'M A HUGE HUGEE HUGEEEEEE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND FAN, I ALSO PLAY THE GUITAR, AND I'M LEARNING TO PLAY THE VIOLN,YOU SOUND INTERESTING AND DEEP,I LIKE TO MEET YOU , I'D HAVE MAILED YOU DIRECTLY BUT WANTED TO SOUND YOU OUT FIRST. I'D REALLY APPRECIATE A RESPONSE .

i'm such a lousy typist,i know ;d

samorijack:

HELLO Y'ALL KINDA NEW HERE ,VENECIA (hope i got that write) U PLAY THE GUITAR ? I LOVE JOHN MAYER, BUT I'M A HUGE HUGEE HUGEEEEEE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND FAN, I ALSO PLAY THE GUITAR, AND I'M LEARNING TO PLAY THE VIOLN,YOU SOUND INTERESTING AND DEEP,I LIKE TO MEET YOU , I'D HAVE MAILED YOU DIRECTLY BUT WANTED TO SOUND YOU OUT FIRST. I'D REALLY APPRECIATE A RESPONSE .

I am lost here!I know I am dumb but pls wat is the connection bw Venicea,deep,Intersting,Guitar and Violin.Am I missing sth here

well uche bro,that's my take on her,just trying to get in where i fit in ,notin special

hi venicea a holler would be nice

hello labelle, i think you're cool too

It seems your club is exclusively ladies

You love DMB han, everyone should, lets hear 'american baby' ,or something from mayer's 2nd album, lets see just how far your love goes. OFFSIDE:What inspired your yahoo id? Im curious

i think i am the one u're looking for,get in toch wit me by sendin an email to dave084ril@yahoo.com

Djdavie:

i think i am the one u're looking for,get in toch wit me by sendin an email to dave084ril@yahoo.com

LMAO! Y am I even laffing