Disgrace - digrace
Afford - avoid

PDP....fee dee fee

Noodles= indomie

going to come

own-goal :- home goal

rewind:- backforward this film now


the same :- the same the same

a set of twin: una be twins


short:- short nika



i came 1st:- i carry 1st

Lines man- lasma


Box 18- borsaytin


jingle over like a motor - jangilova epomoto

SPAGHETTI -SUPA GETI
UPSTAIRS - UP CHAIRS
PENSION - PANSHO

NORTH

When I was serving in jos,there was this igbo corper who teaches pry 4 while I was taking pry 5.I just overheard her from her class one day while teaching her pupil how to speLl and pronounce words........I was hearing

O HI ELLU oyel (OIL)

[size=13pt]It's Yoruba.
Not entire Nigeria


The Yorubas also call House = ouse[/size]

EroticAngelina:
lols very true o
mine!!!!
Orange- orage
pineapple- pinapoo
and- an
chewing gum- chingum (this one, everybody dey say am )
shower- shawa
sharp sharp- shap shap
chelsea- chesea
Air- hair (yorubas say this a lot. no vex! )
help- hep

I'll update when I remember more

If we re talking of how these a pronounced, then most of us are correct with the real pronunciation,

Chin chin. == shin shin(ch and sh has same pronunciation in most cases in english language)
Pineapple ==pinapoo
How else would it have been pronounced?

pússy: Toto

Búttocks: Yansh

Hórny: konji

urine: piss

.....................................

Na Yoruba peope like Ozzband (for husband), ouse (for house), onga (for hunger), traza (for trouser), i (for high). no sentments please

Next of kin =next of king
Demurrage = dumore

I heard u = I hear you Sit down = siddon Go = commot Freebie = awoof Noodle = Indomie Prostitute = Ashawo

Falz the bad guy is sick with all these incredible local accent of his...

Own goal»» Home goal



Apple»» happu (yoruba 'H' factor)



Table water»» bottle water



Sachet water»» pure water



Goal kick»» Over ball



Foul ball»» Fowl


...I'll update when I remember more

cyril83:
Arsen wenger = asin winger ( most Nigerians )

Robben = robin ( oyo, osun, ekiti and ogun )

Saturday = sarrurday ( oyo and osun )

Question = questin ( this is common in the sw/se)

Chelsea = shelsea ( sw tongue )

Oil = oyel ( south east tongue )

People = fifu ( typical hausa tongue )

Government = ganment ( my brothers from the north )

u must be from the east, cos u never mentioned those that has to do with ibos like

oil-- oyil
ororo-- ololo
chelsea-- chaysee
drogba--dlogba
all these are common with ibos

Lol @ Teen pregnancy.

Somebody will fall from Mango tree if I comment..

let's go<<<>>>lezgo

Free style

allanphash7:
Arsene wenger - asewenga

Chelsea -sesea


Mobile Police- muba Police


Noodles -indomie


Toothpaste- maclean


Insecticide- flit

Uno go kill me ooo

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cyril83:
Arsen wenger = asin winger ( most Nigerians )

Robben = robin ( oyo, osun, ekiti and ogun )

Saturday = sarrurday ( oyo and osun )

Question = questin ( this is common in the sw/se)

Chelsea = shelsea ( sw tongue )

Oil = oyel ( south east tongue )

People = fifu ( typical hausa tongue )

Government = ganment ( my brothers from the north )

chelsea =selsea
Question =kuelsun

upstair- offstay detergent-omo toothpaste - maclean off side - upside noodle - indomie brand new - brown new




im nt writing again jor

Screen- screem. (Abakaliki boys)

Fast forward it
Bump-gallop
Jangilova
Turn table
Roofing sheet-kpan
Gorilla-imade
Corkscrew-opener
Cork-canters
Give me my Pencil and charpner
Come and go and carry my water bottle
Bath-baff
Still thinking of more.brb

The easiest and most efficient way to know a Nigerian is PLACE THE PERSON IN A ROOM, BLIND THE WINDOWS, PUT AIR CONDITIONER AND LIGHT UP THE ROOM PROPERLY. Then all of a sudden, put off the light. You will get a surprise response of ''NEPA'' even when you do this in Europe or US.