I need to travel out of nigeria this year. If i don't, i am going to commit suicide on the 31st of december 2009. I am appealing to you people to assist me so i can travel cuz if you don't, when i commit the suicide and die, my blood will be on your head.

Why do you wanna get out of Nigeria so bad?

Why do you wanna get out of Nigeria so bad?

@ post

if u need a rat poison, i got a number for u. he is ijebu as well

ROTFLOL

Bigmodo you have not given up? I tell you if I had the power I would pay for your ticket and visa and everything kai this must be your 100th thread on this . . . lol

Honestly, this guy makes visits to this travel section a hilarious experience.

@bigmodo,

I thought someone already gave you a complete 411 on how to get to Europe through the desert?

i guess he did kill him self since he hasn't come on here to give us an update

the drama king

@ bigmodo

I sincerely wish you 'travel' and see the world for yourself

No die yet o. I know somebody wey dey find fresh male body parts.

Guy,i can see u re really tired of ds country,no worry sha:we shall get there.I share ur dreams

let hin go , how much is the total cost of it all to go to chad, i can help you with that, pissssssss out of naija ma foot no b your mate dey turn millonia 4 hia?

bigmodo:

I need to travel out of nigeria this year. If i don't, i am going to commit suicide on the 31st of december 2009. I am appealing to you people to assist me so i can travel cuz if you don't, when i commit the suicide and die, my blood will be on your head.

Bugmodo, i can help you with a visa to china, contact me on skyeaglesed(at)gmail.com

Rubbish and Nonsense!! We - Nigerians In The Diaspora - are looking for every opportunity to come back home and you want to leave?!?!?!?!? I beg jaray!! E be like say dem no mix that thing wey you dey smoke very well, hissssssssssssssssssss! No fool ya sef o, nothing dey here at all.

Hehehehe. . . . . . I fit help with authentic rat poison if you want ^{Big Joker}

Emm
Bro bring 1.5m naira make i sort am for you.

Shebi you wan travel?

N1.5m jeje

If you really want to run away from Nigeria, then you can move to Contonuo, Benin Republic. You wont waste much money. Please don't die.

Please post the suicide on youtube.

If you that desperate, try to talk to Sauron. he knows a land route to Spain

@poster
You are very funny

December 2009 is too far, if you would not be available 2010 the earlier the better. Since you,ve lost all hope on earth maybe you would get some seniority in hell so hurry up. Take sleeping tablet overdose before the rat poison for smooth sail. Extend our greetings to Fela, Abiola, Ken Saro Wiwa, Stella Obasanjo et al. We will not miss you!!!!!!!!!! Adeu Amigo, Sun re o.

I'd miss Bigmodo if he travelled.

For the sheer comedy value, lol.

DeltaVAG^TM

I need to travel out of nigeria this year. If i don't, i am going to commit suicide on the 31st of december 2009. I am appealing to you people to assist me so i can travel cuz if you don't, when i commit the suicide and die, my blood will be on your head.

rofl . . . .
u had berra dont

Modo craze!

na wa for u so if person no help u go commit sucide .
wetin u go tell baba God that nairaland no help u go abroad na im make u come sucide .
you work money put for there pocket.
pls i beg u be wise , each man is time .
at the right time u will travel , then u will see what nigers are going thru over here .
, some are enjoying while some cursed d day they left niger.so i beg u think twice .
infact people like u that can not take pressure will just turn to bukata over here .

help us reduce population of the world idiot

i dey tell u my brother,

i don dey 4 every continient,

just stay were u dey find food chop every day,

d world all, dey nija, me sef dey try come hme, but no ticket money.

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I need to travel out of nigeria this year. If i don't, i am going to commit suicide on the 31st of december 2009. I am appealing to you people to assist me so i can travel cuz if you don't, when i commit the suicide and die, my blood will be on your head.
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@Poster

I pray and sincerely hope you are joking.  

Last December a student posted a suicide note on My-Space and we were all laughing about it.  He was found dead three days later.  Personally, I find suicide jokes to be insensitive and tasteless.

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT SUICIDE

I do not know what you are going through but my thoughts and prayers are with you.

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Its been a while since anyone tried to mindfu*k me! 
You're going to have to come up with something more serious than suicide. 

epi:

@Poster

I pray and sincerely hope you are joking. 

Last December a student posted a suicide note on My-Space and we were all laughing about it. He was found dead three days later.  Personally, I find suicide jokes to be insensitive and tasteless.

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT SUICIDE

I do not know what you are going through but my thoughts and prayers are with you.

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Epi, dis one na Naija guy, we no dey die like that, who in go take am resemble. You no check wetin we done survive  for that place called Naija, abegi,

If he thinks he can get money to travel abroad by threatening suicide then he must not know where he is!

Hey poster. December 2009 is too far. Why not this month? Any ways Naija will be glad to have you gone. I can quarantee you the second you are gone, the second Naija will born a new bouncing baby boy who will be a leader and will work hard and will make it in Naija without bothering others. There are guns, knifes, cement, etc. Which way would you like it?

Based on the picture on your profile, some one can easily say you are a criminal or gang member or some shit like that. What group of responsible hard working adults hang out like that? But any ways, I think your problem is not money. You need to know God first before you bitch about getting money.

Peace.

Abeg make you nah go Togo if wan com out Naija