zealot4me:
Sorry op: the lord is ya strength next tym u go dey use rubber

Did i hear u say d Lord is his strength Hmmmm

{singing} G is gonorrhea... S is for Syphilis...

Alobam,your fuel pump don dey discharge diesel abi? Try See Doctor for STD treatment and go for HIV Test,u don Bleep up big time

MrCork:



....bro..serrriosly..i always where two cooondumm when I fuk babes...juss ask nairaland girls I fuk. I swaaar!

MrCork:



....bro..serrriosly..i always where two cooondumm when I fuk babes...juss ask nairaland girls I fuk. I swaaar!

I don hear u oga
My own make I get out from this mess.

Name the nairaland girls u Bleep cos I dnt knw dem

lomomike:

Primary virgin, secondary virgin, Bsc virgin, MSc virgin or Phd Virgin
Abeg na which one you be set?
Perpetual liar. Chronic liar. Perennial liar.

virgin mary

onila:
virgin mary

Bwahahahahahaha....you virgin? Abeg find almajiris give them 5naira sweets and tell them this stories for the dogs abi na gods

If its a hot sensation each time u wanna urinate den its Urinary tract infection..it makes one urinate every 10 minutes

lomomike:


Bwahahahahahaha....you virgin? Abeg find almajiris give them 5naira sweets and tell them this stories for the dogs abi na gods

are you trying to say virgins dont exist

datedoboi:


Jesus… I don enter
Hope it has cure?

Five bags of rice
Three kegs of palm oil
Seven tubers of yam plus #50,000.

Let me know when you are ready

Get miss potcit..amplicus beecham..tetracycline..vitamin c white..flagine..nd bico..It takes a while bfore it goes off finally..Try stay away frm any sugery drinks..nd take bitter leaf as mush as possible.
mehn sorry small cus i knw ow bad u hate ur joystick ryt now..

Why are people advising him to use condom next time?...as in ... NEXT TIME... YOU WAN DIE?

It takes a slave who loves his/her chains to have a next time.

Guy u must b very very stupid ok idiot, is here u have ur dorc abi stay dere dnt go and see ur dorc mumu number 1.

It is Gonorrhea, but you can cure it with just 50# just but a bottle of chelsea dry gin and 10 capsule of ampicilin blue and yellow one, pure the capsules inside the gin and mix it, drink half of the gin in the night after eating. ..100% sure you will be totally deliver in the the morning after your first urine and drink the remaining in the night again

onila:
are you trying to say virgins dont exist

Mi darling, virgins do exists, but you....?

Bwhahahahahaj nah I am better off believing urine is nutritious than to believe you're a virgin.

chai. Diaris God o. Chai, diaris problem o chai. Diaris God o. Chai, diaris problem o

MrCork:



....bro yor ex is a prostitute....she intensionaly gav u gonorrhea..she fuk u up big time....big time...big big time...and then she moves to the next man!

You make sense here......

MrCork:



...yes....but it takes a month to recover fully. Bro every time I fuk a babe, I always wear two cooondoms...the number one rule is to always use your own cooondom and never use connndoms provided by the females...sometimes they use pins to put holes in them so u can catch a desease. Go to yor nearest chemist and then hospital tomorrow

medication for one month?

Bennyzino:
Op it's well.

My people say if Snake bite you when you waka pass one road for forest then you be big mumu if you follow same road the next day.

#teamnosextillmarriage

If nah d only path wey lead to ur farm nko abeg u n ur people beta find another thin to say ... More ova say d snake go slip wait for u d next day abeg pack well jare mayb u don take origin n skunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHzhtCJ6KtI

datedoboi:
Is one week now dat I had sex with my ex after we settled. Just three days ago I started noticing litle pain when peeing, and today I started to notice a yellowish fluid coming out of my pen.is.

Sometimes if I want to urinate it painful and sometimes no pain. I called my ex if she also noticed such pain when peeing but she denied and swear she doesnt notice such.

Anyway I had unprotected sex with her but I did not release or ejaculate during the sex.

What could be the cause since she said she noticed nothing like that.

I feel litle hotness in my pe.nis
Help.
I am planning to go see doc. Tomorrow.
Oh my God why me.
I swear if this thing stop no more sex… till further notice

Smells like Gonorhea

@op! It is another form of condensed milk, take small and put in your tea and rub some on that your hoe of a girlfriends eyeballs! Olodo!

nickyvil:


If nah d only path wey lead to ur farm nko abeg u n ur people beta find another thin to say ... More ova say d snake go slip wait for u d next day abeg pack well jare mayb u don take origin n skunk

I see you don't have Regards for your village elders.
My people say na stubbornness make yansh dey back

Hahah dis guy don carry gonocaccus........no juju go make me nak gyal raw again the last one I did with a babe i bang her taya but no infection got me..cos my system is strong...

I ave banged pros a lot n I trust dem much better dan all dis our so called girlfriends who dont know their body reactions..

tociano009:
It is Gonorrhea, but you can cure it with just 50# just but a bottle of chelsea dry gin and 10 capsule of ampicilin blue and yellow one, pure the capsules inside the gin and mix it, drink half of the gin in the night after eating. ..100% sure you will be totally deliver in the the morning after your first urine and drink the remaining in the night again

The antibiotics can cure it...no need for dry gin.

onila:
eww

team virgin

ladies close yr legs

Its a good thing and am proud of you.

That is Gono,You will be recommended for 5days injection but the pains will relieve you from the 2 -3 day injection. Don't slack or say you don't need the remaining injection because you can't say the nature and depth the infection has gone into your body system. Kindly complete the 5 days injection for a total result.
Its well dude. Endure till you see a trained personal.

Guy you Don hammer!

Go and see a doctor.....

I always tell young dudes to stop eatin all this over processed food...eat vegetables n fruit and also drink local herbs once a while it helps the system..even ginger also is good....also goko cleansers n all other bitters are good always find time to drink them it helps the immune system.....

Bros fear not for ye has become the first man to produce colostrum. please contact Chang Lee to set up a factory in your neighborhood since you are a ready made source for raw material.

That was on a lighter note.Didn't you ever get a lecture on protective sex or probably you were too young when a popular advert was trending on NTA years back. Abeg who get this raincoat.

Try to see a Doc ASAP cos you just got infected with STD.

My brother oti lu gude.....go to d nearest emergency room a.s.a.p...