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Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by SammieLowkey(m): 7:30pm On May 04, 2015
The American police style:
allow the thief catch u then u catch the thief
.
The china police style:
chase the thief till he gets tired, then u catch him
.
The arab police style:
kidnap the thief's wife,and threaten the thief to surrender
.
The Indian police style:
allow a pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure him closer,then u catch him
.
The Naija police style:
catch any person on the street,beat him until he agrees he is a Thief...

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Re: Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by SuperSuave(m): 7:31pm On May 04, 2015
Not funny buh kinda true

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Re: Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by Nobody: 7:34pm On May 04, 2015
Yeah right. But don't get that american style
Re: Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by opsy67(m): 10:53pm On May 04, 2015
SammieLowkey:
The American police style:
allow the thief catch u then u catch the thief
.
The china police style:
chase the thief till he gets tired, then u catch him
.
The arab police style:
kidnap the thief's wife,and threaten the thief to surrender
.
The Indian police style:
allow a pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure him closer,then u catch him
.
The Naija police style:
catch any person on the street,beat him until he agrees he is a Thief...
you are funny....av u been all does country dat u mention

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Re: Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by opsy67(m): 10:55pm On May 04, 2015
qbd2:
Yeah right. But don't get that american style
u said. Dat american. Say ur own
Re: Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by Nobody: 10:11am On May 05, 2015
opsy67:
u said. Dat american. Say ur own
I don't get u at all
Re: Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by opsy67(m): 5:14pm On May 05, 2015
qbd2:
I don't get u at all
lolz nvm
Re: Lol-five Ways To Catch A Thief by paix(m): 6:54pm On May 07, 2015
SuperSuave:
Not funny buh kinda true
. Especially the naija factor.

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