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Watching Football With Women (especially Wife) by josola(m): 11:59pm On May 12, 2015 |
Watching Football with women (especially your wife) can be interesting sometimes. The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small) Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!! Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for? Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea? Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where are you from sef? Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man? Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Channel to African Magic) |
Re: Watching Football With Women (especially Wife) by Emperoradrian(m): 12:21am On May 13, 2015 |
Hehehe funi tho...bt i tink its rili fun and cool watchin,football wit ur wife...it brings abt closeness....lettin her into ur world...trust me,she'd lov and appreciate it...u can also do some oda weird bt lovely tins wit her lik followin her to a lingerie shop,and actually helpin her select dem....#abeg guys mak una no call me woman wrapper ooo# |
Re: Watching Football With Women (especially Wife) by Dyt(f): 12:33am On May 13, 2015 |
I rem when I was still new in watching matches Till now I dunno names but I am trying Hubby was always aggressive when assnal playing Lots of funny scenes that I can't rem Will add up when I rem Btw there was a thread like this long time ago Was fun sha |
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