Watching Football with women (especially
your wife) can be interesting sometimes. The
example below is typical (I pity the guy no b
small)
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo
Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's
that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red
means the player must stop playing and leave
the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic
light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God!
It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting
on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be
that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na.
Don't you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world
cup?
Where are you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old
man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene Wenger
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me
jare!!
(Changes Channel to African Magic)

Hehehe funi tho...bt i tink its rili fun and cool watchin,football wit ur wife...it brings abt closeness....lettin her into ur world...trust me,she'd lov and appreciate it...u can also do some oda weird bt lovely tins wit her lik followin her to a lingerie shop,and actually helpin her select dem....#abeg guys mak una no call me woman wrapper ooo#

I rem when I was still new in watching matches
Till now I dunno names but I am trying

Hubby was always aggressive when assnal playing
Lots of funny scenes that I can't rem
Will add up when I rem

Btw there was a thread like this long time ago
Was fun sha