WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL...... Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] haaaaaaa NO... Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;red=Danger. Husband: exactly darling... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [changes the channel due to fraustration]....

the moment u refuse to watch football wit them,they get angry

Very funny!

not a girl like me