A pastor and a small Warri boy on the altar.
As the pastor reads, the boy interprets....

ENGLISH: As it is written in the bible.
PIDGIN: As dem yan for bible!

ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus cum enta canoe with him padi dem!

ENG: As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm!!!
PIDGIN: As the canoe dey go, na im yawa cum gas!!!

ENG: The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind!
PIDGIN: As the yawa dey, na im kasala cum burst!!

ENG: The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master!
PIDGIN: Na im liver fail im padi dem, na I'm dem begin dey hala bros eh! bros eh!!

ENG: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up cum arrange the yawa!

ENG: HE turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith!
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem, shake I'm head say UNA FALL MA HAND e!

ENG: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: Him padi dem cum hala shuo!! bros J which kan levels na? U B WINCH?

So hilarious,But no b So Dm translate for pidgin Bible

guidotti:
So hilarious,But no b So Dm translate for pidgin Bible

na Waffi bible b dis