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Wealth, Success And Love by Benheart1(m): 2:37pm On Sep 12, 2006
A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said, “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.”
“Is the man of the house at home?” they asked.
“No”, she replied, “he’s out.”
“Then we cannot come in”, they responded.
When her husband came home in the evening, she told him what had happened. “Go tell them I am at home and invite them in,” he said. The woman went out and invited the men in.
“We do not go into a House together,” they replied.
“Why is that?” she asked.
One of the old men said, “His name is Wealth,” pointing to one of his friends. He pointed to the other and said, ”He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”
The woman went in and told her husband what the man said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”
But his wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?”
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion, “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!”
“Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife. “Go out and invite Love to be our guest.” The woman went out and asked the three old men, “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.”
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, why are you coming in?”
The old men replied together: “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the remaining two of us would have stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!”

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Re: Wealth, Success And Love by dabby(f): 2:46pm On Sep 17, 2006
this is a nice one but i guess its true. cheers.
Re: Wealth, Success And Love by cosmorpel(m): 5:31pm On Sep 17, 2006
Men u shud ve publish dis in d national news papers or 2 d govt of our day. Thanx 4 dis
Re: Wealth, Success And Love by Benheart1(m): 9:59am On Sep 18, 2006
thnx cosmorpel cheesy grin smiley
Re: Wealth, Success And Love by Pamperme: 3:33pm On Sep 19, 2006
man, u got the annointing on u, was really moved. Thanks bro cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Wealth, Success And Love by EmemJU(f): 4:21pm On Sep 19, 2006
This is no joke atall.
It's very true.
Re: Wealth, Success And Love by yetimama(f): 11:04am On Sep 21, 2006
i love u ben, straight from my heart wink
Re: Wealth, Success And Love by robby1(m): 11:28am On Sep 21, 2006
this sounds like what my pastor uses tyo preach to his congregation . so true!!
my family is a liviing example lol
Re: Wealth, Success And Love by Benheart1(m): 10:35am On Sep 22, 2006
@yetimama

Thnx llove u too

cheers smiley wink cheesy grin

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