@romade & ben2001
how una dey today?

stop making a noise like a China phone

see neo witch anoda anti-romade o
Ben no fear i no go punch ur nose 2day


Disis na wah 4 u o

hmmmm, mi mind rest

@romade
Ol' boy no mind me o! No chance to go online nowadays.

@ben
futo 1 finish but dem no reach. If na me u tell say, dey like china fone i 4 don dey cry.
@romade
i am not neo witch, see as u dey like 2hours ago

china fone cry is disis signature & if u no be winch ow u take see me?

Disis u dey owe landlord abi y u dey hide insyd toilet?

@neo_welsh
error  

@romade

browsing in the toilet

no even make matter worse by increasing ur Bp o

Disease technology, wich is d lastest 1? Dat guy no dey shit finish.

that's a really big disease

@Ben20001
U should try browsing in the toilet. Its cool.

hey my fefle how una dey?

*_{slaps disease with my left foot, for a very stupid advise}*

My main guy sylve11   how dey go dey go?  

@Ben20001
Bluetooth slaps are not allowed. U have been warned.

Disease?!!!

@Moyola
What happened? Did somebody beat you?

the slap meant for you mistakingly touched her

@Ben20001
So ur bluetooth slap dey bend like those bullets in the movie WANTED.
Interesting.

must you call me Ben20001?

@beny,
where is my twinny?

so he woke up before you?

^{probably, he might have bedwet and doesn't want to be held responsible}

Benjy is Ben20001 not ur full name

Sylvanus ur twinny dey busy 4 my farm

ur farm !

which of d farms u dey tink of

Ben20001:

so he woke up before you?

^{probably, he might have bedwet and doesn't want to be held responsible}

Ben, i'm convinced beyond all reasonable doubt that u bedwet.

and this is exactly what u do every morning

. .

romade:

which of d farms u dey tink of

wotever i read , its automatically translated in Yoruba language,

so Farm means OKO - DICK.

C all ya derty mouth farm kor, bush nii

Moyola:

C all ya derty mouth farm kor, bush nii

u love dirty talks dont you? ,

disease:

@Moyola
What happened? Did somebody beat you?

naa yur name o!