Laws Of Life :- 1) Law Of Telephone : When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone. 2) Law Of Mechanical Repair : After your Hands Become Coated with grease your nose will begin to itch. 3) Law Of The Workshop : Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll to the Least Accessible Corner. 4) Law Of The Alibi : If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For work because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will have a flat tire. 5) Bath Theorem : When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The telephone rings. 6) Law Of Encounters : The Probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 7) Law Of The Result : When You Try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, It Will. Law Of Bio mechanics : The Severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 9) Theater Rule : People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last. 10) Law Of Coffee : As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold. 11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One. No objections, right?!