1) A man kills a snake and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

2) A teacher asked her students to use the word"beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

3) A boy asks his father, "Dad, are cockroach good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now,
son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says."There was a cockroach in your soup, but now it’s gone.

4) Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

5) An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

6) A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A hausa student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

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