A Nigerian Engineer has been finding a job and
couldn't get any, so he decided to open a small
clinic and put a sign outside "GET TREATMENT
FOR N200 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK N1000" A
lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
N1000 and goes to the clinic.
◆Lawyer: Doctor, I have lost my sense of taste.
◆Doctor (Engineer): Nurse, bring medicine from
box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
◆Lawyer: Ussh..... what kind of drugs is this?
This is pure kerosene.
◆Doctor: Congratulations, your sense of taste is
restored. Oga Lawyer, give me N200.
◆Lawyer: Thinks of how to get back his N200 and
goes back after a few days. Doctor, I have lost
my memory. I cannot remember anything.
◆Doctor: Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22
and put 3 drops in his mouth.
◆Lawyer: Got angry and said kerosene again!
This is the exact thing you gave me last time for
restoring my taste.
◆Doctor: Congratulations once again. You have
got your memory back. So give me N200.
◆Lawyer: Said how can a quack Doctor outsmart
me? He thought of how to get N1000 from this
so called Doctor and decided to go back a week
later. Doctor, my eyesight has become very weak.
◆Doctor: Well, I don't have any medicine for
eyesight, so take this N1000.
◆Lawyer: Staring at the note and said but this is
N200, not N1000.
◆Doctor: Congratulations once more, your
eyesight is restored. Therefore, give me my N200.

Cool

Ha ha ha

Lol

Lol! Seen something similar before.

Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.