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::::::::::::::::::::joke Of The Day:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by GOALGATE: 7:11am On May 20, 2015 |
In WAEC examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following: . 1. He who fights and run away? Akpors: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am. 2. A rolling stone? Akpors: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. 3. He who lives in a glass house? Akpors: Na rich politician e go be. 4. A stitch in time? Akpos: Dey prevent further tear tear. 5. Birds of the same feather? Akpors: Na the same mama born them. 6. One good turn? Akpors: Na correct power steering fit do am. 7. A bird in hand? Akpors: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic. 8. Half bread is better than? Akpors: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar. 9. A journey of a thousand miles? Akpors: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10. He who laughs last? Akpors: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am, becos na begining of madness be dat. 11. A patient dog? Akpors: Na hunger go kill am. 12. All work and no play? Akpors: Na bank job be dat bros. 13. Once beaten? Akpors: Na revenge go follow be dat. 14. A fool at forty? Akpors: U never see Naija own, our own starts @ 50. 15. A friend in need? Akpors: Na parasite b dat. Folks, will Akpos pass the exam ? Laugh and Comment.... HAVE A NICE DAY.... For more joke of the day,, Follow our twitter account www.twitter.com/jokeroom6 @jokeroom6 |
Re: ::::::::::::::::::::joke Of The Day:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by Utchgirl(f): 7:17am On May 20, 2015 |
Funny ! Op, plz take dis 2 joke section |
Re: ::::::::::::::::::::joke Of The Day:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by olaglamour(f): 7:23am On May 20, 2015 |
A good way to start a day |
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