One day,one rich man walked into a bar.
As soon as he entered, he noticed a man called lazarus sitting in the corner.
So the rich man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted,
"Barman! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for that man (lazarus).
So the barman collected the money from the rich man and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except lazarus.
However, instead of becoming upset, lazarus simply looked up at the rich man and shouted,
"Thank you Sir!"
That infuriated the rich man.
So once again, the rich man took out his wallet and shouted,
"Barman! This time I am buying free drinks and food for everyone in this bar, except lazarus !
So the barman collected the money from the rich man and began serving free food and drinks to everyone in the bar.
When the barman finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the lazarus smiled at the rich man and shouted,
"Thank you Sir!"
That made the rich man furious.
So he leaned over on the counter and said to the barman,
"What is wrong with that man (lazarus)? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you Sir.' Is he mad"
The barman smiled at the rich man and said,
"No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this place."
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May the Lord use your enemies to make you prosper in Jesus name.




Just for Laughs (2)


I cant stop laffin...
A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt
dat she was engaged, still in her sleep,she was
getin married to d same lucky man. After d
wedding, she became pregnant and was rushed
2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push.
She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse
told her it was still remaining,she pushd and
delivered d second baby, and she was told it
was still remaining anoda baby. As she was
trying to push d third baby out,her room mate
shouted Joke!!!!! wakeup! U don shit for bed. I
know u are lafin now,

And this is supposed to be funny?

GogetterMD:
And this is supposed to be funny?

Maybe... but its like a lesson u shud learn 4rm

Very funny!

Nice write up.