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Laugh To Bed: See What I Will Do If I'm The Owner Of Facebook by bidesco: 8:31pm On May 22, 2015
IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK *

• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 30.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be Banned For 3
weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet or When You're Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20 foreign Friends On Your
Facebook.
• You're Not Allowed To Have More Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To Have An Account and A
doctor's Note (Ebola).
• You can only login after church on sundays, and if u didn't go
to church, you can't login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing In.
• Then if you mess! your facebook will automatically
log u out ( Just like you are in a mosque and you mess)
Re: Laugh To Bed: See What I Will Do If I'm The Owner Of Facebook by xpac01(m): 8:49pm On May 22, 2015
You actually thought this was funny? Now am about to 'frown to bed' for this crap.
Re: Laugh To Bed: See What I Will Do If I'm The Owner Of Facebook by TunjiMsp: 10:31pm On May 22, 2015
Crap undecided , I thought I'll read a nice joke to cheer me up after a fuel scarcity induced bad day.

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