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Different Names We Call Money!! by Xavier9ja(m): 9:38pm On May 23, 2015
Money get plenty names:
For church dem call am (offering), for school (school fee),
wen u marry (bride price ), wen ur wive leave u (alimony),
when u owe gbese (debt ), wen agboro slap u collect for govt
(tax), for court (fines), gov't to my grandpapa (pension) oga
at the top to im boyz (salary), master to subordinates
(wages), papa to pikin (maintenance/pocket money), wen
bank borrow u (loan), wen u dash person wey do something
4 u (tip), wen u enter once chance (ransom), the one wen
lecturers like pass (bribe).
My question now b sey the money wey boyfriends dey give
their girlfriends... Wetin we go call am
Re: Different Names We Call Money!! by olamibobo(m): 9:39pm On May 23, 2015
Oloto
Re: Different Names We Call Money!! by coolebux(m): 9:49pm On May 23, 2015
Gratuity gringringrin

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Re: Different Names We Call Money!! by Xavier9ja(m): 9:54pm On May 23, 2015
coolebux:
Gratuity gringringrin
I swear no gratuity pass DAT 1
Re: Different Names We Call Money!! by coolebux(m): 9:59pm On May 23, 2015
Xavier9ja:
I swear no gratuity pass DAT 1
Even when they're below what we expect.
Re: Different Names We Call Money!! by Xavier9ja(m): 11:01pm On May 23, 2015
coolebux:
Even when they're below what we expect.
lool

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