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The Kind Of Prophecy You Hear From Most Churches This Days.. by Wilson125(m): 1:41pm On May 24, 2015
don't know if I am the only one with this observation...

A local church( village church). : , the kinda prophecy u get from this kinda church must have to do with your relative e.g, your uncle is the reason you are poor, he is spending your money in the spiritual world..
you can not get married because you are married to your father in the spirit world etc.. they must always have a solution..
you hardly hear them prophecy contract, a job etc.. if they must prophecy that, it must be trade by barter.. for example I heard a man complaining that the prophet prophesied he should give his new car to the lord that the lord will give him double... a message from his god...(ah com dey tink weda na God wan drive the car)


city church (e.g power city, full life etc).. In this kinda church nobody is your problem, if any body should be, it must be your boss.. their prophecy is always like
a 2million naira contract is waiting you out there, you are locating a job of 500 thousand naira monthly allowance this week... etc

the reason is because most the members there are well doing already and because they know you are contractor, u need a better job than the present one, you want to acquire so much.. etc , the will prophecy all these things for you..

the funny thing is that if you are broke, not working or you are working but your income is low, my brother no prophecy for you, the Lord will not send any message to you...
make any senator, minister commissioner or any politician wey get bar just land for una church on sunday, even if prophecy no bin wan dey dat sunday, because of the senator, their god will sms em a prophecy to the senator....

all this things keeps me thinking if truly these men are true men of God or prophets..
Re: The Kind Of Prophecy You Hear From Most Churches This Days.. by HungerBAD: 1:42pm On May 24, 2015
There are no Churches in Nigeria.

Thieves all the pastors.

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Re: The Kind Of Prophecy You Hear From Most Churches This Days.. by Tallesty1(m): 1:44pm On May 24, 2015
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Re: The Kind Of Prophecy You Hear From Most Churches This Days.. by pinkiberry(m): 1:59pm On May 24, 2015
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Re: The Kind Of Prophecy You Hear From Most Churches This Days.. by Braintouch(m): 2:10pm On May 24, 2015
The Lord said you'll swim in millions
You'll own ten mansions and 67 cars
Your name shall be written with a golden pen
Your enemies will bow before you
Even your own people will worship u like they did Joseph
Oooshebababababa! Rankraminokoto zubi mumba mumba! Jamaican suzuki inamoto!
Ooo, rhino rhino pumba hippopotamus! Sheritubenamino orubebe nise jega! Arrrgigigigdumba razakisowante awilo Lokomba! Aaaaaamen!!!


Offering time...blessing time!

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