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Marriage Form A From The Best Dad by Pyroxene: 10:47pm On May 24, 2015
I be say make I go meet my father inlaw make I arrange marriage plan oo....my people make una see wetin me see
oooooO..my mouth no fit talk am finish....read below
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN BLOCK LETTERS
IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING.
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____ years old.
Please answer the following
questions honestly.
1. Are you God-fearing? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO,
do not continue. Leave my house
and don't look
back.
If all your answers are YES, Then
continue.........
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages
of cheating in marriage.
_______________
_______________ ____________ ___
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how you can
give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-
law. _______________ _______________
____________
__________________ ___________
_________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need money
for my hair at the saloon" what would
be your
answer?_______________ _ _____
_____________
_______________ _ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of
divorce.
_______________ _______________
____________
__________________ _____
5. What does the term 'GOOD
HUSBAND' mean to
you? _______________ _______________
____________
_________
6. Are your parents still living
together? Yes/No.
If No explain why? _______________
_______________
___________
7. Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?__________
____________ __
If the time of their marriage is less
than your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
_______________ _______________
_______
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME EARLY" As
used by women (100 words)
_______________ _______________
____________
_____________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to
sleep outside his matrimonial home.9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to
sleep outside his matrimonial home.
_______________
_______________ ____________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think should be
the custodian of the kids between
the father and
mother? _______________
_______________
___________ ______________________
11. Briefly explain how you would
ensure that my
daughter doesn't end up in hell after
her sojourn on
earth? ___________ _______________
_______
SECTION 2: Answer the following by
picking Yes or
No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
SECTION 3: VERY IMPORTANT
SECTION
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
_______________ _______________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
___________ _________
3. When can I interview your mum?
_______________
_______________
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor?
_______________ _______________ ______
5. Please affix your passport size
photo below,
which will be placed in the
newspaper, to check if
you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: _______________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be processed in
a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge
successful.
While you await correspondence
from me……………
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you more
questions;
Postal Address: _______________
_______________
______
Email: _______________ _______________
_____________
Phone: __________________________
_______________ _
Home: _______________ _______________
_____________
BEST WISHES
Signed.
The MOST-LOVING DAD in the world.

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