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Marriage Form A From The Best Dad by Pyroxene: 10:47pm On May 24, 2015 |
I be say make I go meet my father inlaw make I arrange marriage plan oo....my people make una see wetin me see oooooO..my mouth no fit talk am finish....read below APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN BLOCK LETTERS IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING. I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss___________ _. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Are you God-fearing? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue......... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _______________ _______________ ____________ ___ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in- law. _______________ _______________ ____________ __________________ ___________ _________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon" what would be your answer?_______________ _ _____ _____________ _______________ _ _____ _____________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _______________ _______________ ____________ __________________ _____ 5. What does the term 'GOOD HUSBAND' mean to you? _______________ _______________ ____________ _________ 6. Are your parents still living together? Yes/No. If No explain why? _______________ _______________ ___________ 7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?__________ ____________ __ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _______________ _______________ _______ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _______________ _______________ ____________ _____________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his matrimonial home.9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his matrimonial home. _______________ _______________ ____________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think should be the custodian of the kids between the father and mother? _______________ _______________ ___________ ______________________ 11. Briefly explain how you would ensure that my daughter doesn't end up in hell after her sojourn on earth? ___________ _______________ _______ SECTION 2: Answer the following by picking Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No SECTION 3: VERY IMPORTANT SECTION 1. When can you be free for interviews? _______________ _______________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ___________ _________ 3. When can I interview your mum? _______________ _______________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _______________ _______________ ______ 5. Please affix your passport size photo below, which will be placed in the newspaper, to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: _______________ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. While you await correspondence from me…………… *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _______________ _______________ ______ Email: _______________ _______________ _____________ Phone: __________________________ _______________ _ Home: _______________ _______________ _____________ BEST WISHES Signed. The MOST-LOVING DAD in the world. |
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