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Nigerian Police Strategy by Godwinfriz(m): 10:53pm On May 24, 2015
AMERICAN POLICE
STYLE:
Allow the thief
to catch you, then you
catch
the thief.
CHINA POLICE STYLE:
Chase the
thief until he becomes
tired, then you catch
him.
ARAB POLICE STYLE:
Kidnap
the thief's wife
and threaten the thief
to
surrender.
INDIAN POLICE STYLE:
Sing for
the thief until
he comes close to you,
then
catch him.
NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE:
Catch
any person on the
street, beat him until
he agrees that
he's a thief ...
TRUE OR FALSE

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