Lol...Nigerians!!!

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Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

Thats why he's Jesus...cuz he can do the impossible

If there's anything Nigerians do well, it is finding humor in the most difficult situations.

Hisssss

No sense and nonsense

dedons:
Picture of a Nigerian man praying to turn water to fuel.


This fuel scarcity is taking another dimension.

do not call the name of the lord in vein..... im not religious but it is funny seeing religious minded people abusing the power of God.

Please check ma new song and tell me ur opinion on it
https://m.soundcloud.com/stoner_carter/shadow-ft-stage-better-mixed-by-fizzi

Thank you

I put the blame on jonathan

Miracle must happen by fire by force

Is nairaland sef no go turn fp to data plan for us?

Mumu - prayer warrior of Intercessors squad.
Miracle does not happen in the abode of sinners.

Orishirishi !!

Old picture...

Wait ifeayi is coming......igbos givin hope 2nigeria since independnce

oluwafemi113:
I put the blame on jonathan

Go 2lagos, u wil see a saviour,an igboman,respect igbos

carbony4red:
pls before MTN,GLO,ETISALAT
or AIRTEL shuts downthier
services because of fuel
scarcity,coz as from
tomorrow we
are back to the 90's where we use letters to
communicate
and NIPOST may not deliver
my letters ontime so let me
use
dis medium to greet u merry christmasand happy new year
in Advance and if you get
marriedbefore d network
comes
back happy married life
inadvance....urs sincerely.

...dnt worry an igboman has restore it....igbos bringin hope 2nigeria since indpendce

Where in the bible does God say "when ye pray lift up Bible in one hand" Some people are just religiously hilarious.

lol prayer warrior that is sagging his boxer to show pants while praying (fake warrior)

Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

^^^^

...but how come Niger delta never do anything up till now. We get crude flowing all over the south south na, is it not to just blow the fu.king pipe and cook the fu.king crude. We nigerians are lazy ooo....

;DLOL

Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

See them...** Speaks tongues on his head**

I know u sabi book.. Oya xplain how u see air D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ breathe..

#Ovasabi.. Ayam very sure u didn't make first class dtx if u v graduated.


Moral Lesson.. #God can do anything..

Dis was staged obviously though.

Sijo01:
How many times una go put this picture for fp?

if you will like to know, this the first time.

dedons:
Picture of a Nigerian man praying to turn water to fuel.


This fuel scarcity is taking another dimension.

ah op na ur house be that nawa ooh op u de surfer,sorry e go belter but pray first pray make ur life change bfo changing anything

Oh lord, this water must turn to wine, no, petrol. Suffering has climbed to the highest rung of the ladder ooo

una no go kill person

Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

oya write d equation.wen dem burn eg paper u no d inhale carbon

feran14:
staged.. obviously

Ode, dem wan serious put before?

No be for the fun?