I entered a bus going from Benin to Kano. After some minutes, i decided to scare the passengers, so i brought out my phone and started faking a call, "Hello oga, i don dey press that button since but the bomb no dey gree bomb. Na the blue one i go press abi na the red one?.'' The passengers started reacting. Igbo man picked up his phone and made a call, ''Hello Nnamdi, run now to Apapa and wait for my containers, is like i will die today but make sure you collect my money from Chukwudi. Yoruba woman shouted, ''Driver, so you no go stop make i come down? Oloriburuku oloshi whe're driver. Me, i was laughing until the Hausa man sitting beside me said to me, ''Oga abeg, that time wey you dey make call so, where dem say make you press so that the bomb go bomb, because i don dey press my own since too, and the thing never bomb. I quickly jumped out of the luxurious bus through the window that was near me and ran as fast as my legs could carry me. Me that was just playing.

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demmy0325:
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DanceVille:
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This one that you are happy, fuel don come down for your area?

njuwo:
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.. Who is old man.. And wia is d topic.. ..

demmy0325:
.. Who is old man.. And wia is d topic.. ..

You are old man. And this is the topic.

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njuwo:
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