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Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by bidesco: 9:45pm On Jun 29, 2015
Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family

Akpos (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Akpos: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: (no reply)

Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!.

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Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jun 29, 2015
grin
Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by phransix147(m): 9:52pm On Jun 29, 2015
If u can't post the whole joke here, forget it!

Am okay with the one I have read!
Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by Eniqurl(f): 9:53pm On Jun 29, 2015
Continue reading wetin phew undecided
Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jun 29, 2015
Pastor Don vex.....
Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jun 29, 2015
Eniqurl:
Continue reading wetin phew undecided
Trust me it worth it

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Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by axiliborha(f): 10:00pm On Jun 29, 2015
So it is forbidden to post everything on NL abi....OP don't you know it is stress opening that website........since you cannot post the remaining ones here...that means your storyline doesn't have an ending.....its bad
Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by bidesco: 10:06pm On Jun 29, 2015
Hope You are satisfied now
axiliborha:
So it is forbidden to post everything on NL abi....OP don't you know it is stress opening that website........since you cannot post the remaining ones here...that means your storyline doesn't have an ending.....its bad

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Re: Akpos And His Pastor On Facebook by ibrams(m): 10:10pm On Jun 29, 2015
may blessings and riches strike u fast like the speed of light

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